Kim: [Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over] Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove.
Louie: Cut it out.
Kim: Why? Am I turning you on?
Louie: Yes, dummy.
[grabs Louie's genitals]
Kim: Do something about it, you big fuckin' polesmoker.
Louie: [sadly] We can't afford it.
Kim: Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about...
Kim: is all this ass.
Louie: [talking into Kim's behind] We can't afford it!
Kim: Yeah, talk to it, baby.
Louie: Look, I would love to tap that ass.
Kim: So tap it!
Louie: I want to but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.
Kim: Are you serious?
Louie: I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.
Louie: Look you want another baby and maybe it's for a stupid reason! But, what, am I supposed to let them tell us? The phone company, and the cable company? Am I supposed to let them tell us...
[to the clerk]
Louie: Am I supposed to let you tell me that we can't have another baby?
Clerk: That's right, sir.
Louie: Well, guess what, asshole? We're gonna go home and we're gonna make another baby right now!
Kim: Wow, honey, you got like an anger boner right now!
Louie: I'm gonna fuck your tits off!
Louie: Do you know much we have in checking right now? Negative 50 dollars. We have to raise 50 bucks to be broke.
Kim: I don't care. I'm not waiting. Lucy is four already. I'm getting pregnant right now!
Louie: You ain't gettin' pregnant without my sperm.
Kim: That is not your sperm! That is our sperm! That's my sperm!
[grabs for Louie's crotch]
Kim: Give it back! Give me! Give it!