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"Lucky Louie" Pilot (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Kim: [Kim tries to seduce Louie by bending over] Ooh, look at the dirty, dirty stove.

Louie: Cut it out.

Kim: Why? Am I turning you on?

Louie: Yes, dummy.

Kim: Well...

[grabs Louie's genitals]

Kim: Do something about it, you big fuckin' polesmoker.

Louie: [sadly] We can't afford it.

Kim: Stop thinking about money. The only thing you should be thinking about...

[bends over]

Kim: is all this ass.

Louie: [talking into Kim's behind] We can't afford it!

Kim: Yeah, talk to it, baby.

Louie: Look, I would love to tap that ass.

Kim: So tap it!

Louie: I want to but my dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin.

Kim: Are you serious?

Louie: I'm sorry. I need at least 3000 dollars in an interest bearing account to get fully hard.

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[last lines]

Louie: Look you want another baby and maybe it's for a stupid reason! But, what, am I supposed to let them tell us? The phone company, and the cable company? Am I supposed to let them tell us...

[to the clerk]

Louie: Am I supposed to let you tell me that we can't have another baby?

Clerk: That's right, sir.

Louie: Well, guess what, asshole? We're gonna go home and we're gonna make another baby right now!

Kim: Wow, honey, you got like an anger boner right now!

Louie: I'm gonna fuck your tits off!

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Louie: Do you know much we have in checking right now? Negative 50 dollars. We have to raise 50 bucks to be broke.

Kim: I don't care. I'm not waiting. Lucy is four already. I'm getting pregnant right now!

Louie: You ain't gettin' pregnant without my sperm.

Kim: That is not your sperm! That is our sperm! That's my sperm!

[grabs for Louie's crotch]

Kim: Give it back! Give me! Give it!

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