- Jake's Father: I have another question. Just bugging me; when they turn into dragons, what happens to their clothes?
- Dark Dragon: I tried to give you all the chance in joining me ruling the world, but the American Dragon has just sealed your destruction!
- Jake Long: If we had to choose between destruction and joining you, we'll take destruction every time.
- Dark Dragon: Then you shall have it. Starting with your own grandfather!
- Jake's Father: Okay, one more question: Are unicorns real?
- FuDog: Sure.
- Jake's Father: Fairies?
- FuDog: You bet.
- Jake's Father: Gnomes, elves, mermaids?
- FuDog: Yes, yes and yes.
- Jake's Father: [hopefully] Santa Claus?
- FuDog: Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal will ya?