- Master Shake: [Carl has been shot in the foot] You need the doctor?
- Carl: Yes please.
- Master Shake: It's ringing.
- Carl: Oh God...
- Master Shake: Hello. Doctor Cheesesteak? We require one sandwich...
- Carl: I'm gonna blow you away.
- [a lawnmower is propped up with a brick; running. Meatwad is slowly extending a wiener towards the blades]
- Frylock: Meatwad, no!
- [Shake is watching from Carl's living room window]
- Master Shake: Meatwad, yes! Are you seeing this?
- Master Shake: [trying to calm Frylock down about the bills] Look, we got electricity... and we got each other.
- [electricity is cut off]
- Master Shake: Look, we got each other. What, are you gonna bill us for that now?
- Frylock: You are about to learn a lesson in responsibility Shake!
- Master Shake: I'm responsible... for getting us into that club that one time. I smooth-talked that dude. You saw me lay it down.
- Frylock: Frankly, Shake, I can live like this. You can't. And if you don't pay these bills, we'll just see how long it takes before you go out of your freaking mind.
- Master Shake: I'm not backing down on this, *ever*!
- [falls off chair]
- Master Shake: Turn on the lights, I want you to see the look on my face! Do you hear me? Or did they send a guy out to shut off your ears because I didn't pay the ear bill?
- [Shake crashes through a window, landing in the front yard]
- Master Shake: [shouts] Where the hell is the switch?