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Sydney White (2007) Poster

(2007)

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Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.

Sydney White: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's a lefty.

Tyler: Marry me.

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Sydney White: Green and White.

Rachel Witchburn: Wrong. Emerald and Pearl

Sydney White: I'm sorry. I'm still learning how to speak priss.

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Rachel Witchburn: [to Dinky] Dinky, we're over there.

[to Sydney]

Rachel Witchburn: Hi, Sydney. Nice to find some people you fit in with.

Sydney White: It is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in. Oh wait, there is.

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Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: Bye, ho.

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Rachel Witchburn: I'm the last person you wanna mess with.

Sydney White: No. You're the first.

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Gurkin: [to Tyler about his date with Sydney] If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states... and Canada.

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Rachel Witchburn: Sydney, what are the Kappa colors?

Sydney White: Green and White.

Rachel Witchburn: Emerald and Pearl.

Sydney White: Sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

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Sororitiy Sisters: Here comes the Kappa, Queen of the row. She's hot, She's cool, She ain't no hoe. She's got style, She's got class

Rachel Witchburn: Gucci...

Sororitiy Sisters: And from behind a kicking...

Rachel Witchburn: Prada...

Sororitiy Sisters: [slaps butt]

Rachel Witchburn: [screams]

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[staring at a drying sports bra]

Spanky: Dudes... that thing has touched boobs.

Terrence Lubinecki: Of course. The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.

Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

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Tyler: The Kappa's are our sorority sisters.

Sydney White: Oh! So we'll be like brother and sister?

[Tyler gives her a weird look]

Sydney White: Oh, not in the related, familiar way, but more the fraternal-sororal, sororital... is that a word? ok.

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Sydney White: [Frisbee lands between dorks, all jump and move away] Go on. Pick it up and throw it on back.

Rachel Witchburn: [George picks up Frisbee, throws off screen]

[Hits Rachel in the head]

Rachel Witchburn: Ow!

Sydney White: Heads up!

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Amy: Hey Rachel. Check it out. My diet's working. I lost five pounds!

Rachel Witchburn: [looks at Amy's butt as she walks away] I think your ass found it.

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Sydney White: Hey! You're a guy, right?

Lenny: [uncertainly, looking unsure of himself] ... Yeah?

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Tyler: Do I make you nervous?

Sydney White: No... Tyler, was it?

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Lenny: Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?

Sydney White: Yeah.

Lenny: Do you need a place to stay?

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Lenny: Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special... lady products.

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Gurkin: Things are looking grim, brothers.

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Sydney White: Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

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Gurkin: [updating his blog] Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"? I don't want to use it a third time.

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Sydney White: If it makes you feel any better they threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!

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Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: My name's Dinky and I think I'm in love with a dork!

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Lenny: You really are a dork.

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Sydney White: I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

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Lenny: [talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy.

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Gurkin: You can't even make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide

George: I'm only one badge away!

[looks at his velcro shoes]

George: Knots are hard!

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Lenny: So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything? A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer?

Sydney White: Nope, I think I'm all goon on the medical-supply front. I've actually got

Lenny: Are you sure? There's a lot of dust. I've got loads of allergy medicine.

Sydney White: You? Allergies? I never would have guessed.

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Lenny: You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.

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Sydney White: I tried to eat a plastic flower once, kinda hurt.

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Rachel Witchburn: Welcome to Hell, Skanks!

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Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: I wish we had the same size feet.

Sydney White: It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?

Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: Sure.

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