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Sharp as Marbles (2008)

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Albert isn't the brightest bulb on the block. But that's okay, he's got his best friends, George and Ernie to help him out. Only problem, they're just as dumb as he is.

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Albert
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George (as Sean Roberts)
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Ernie
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Jen
Michael Roberds ...
Mr. Wilson
Theo Goutzinakis ...
Butch
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Bruce (as Tom Thacker)
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Gabby's DJ
Zeus Ghadban ...
Abdul
Richard Michael Noga ...
Chuck
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Kelly
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Amber
Jena Sharma ...
Julie
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Cindy (as Samantha Mcleod)
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Biker Bert
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Albert isn't the brightest bulb on the block, but he's got his best friends George and Ernie to help him out. The only problem is they're just as dumb as he is. The trio constantly land way over their heads in a comical tale of the blind leading the blind. Written by Anonymous

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For the roles of Kelly and Amber, producers auditioned more than forty actresses over a three week period, before selecting Lindsay and Tamera. See more »

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Never Be Another
Performed by Adam Gregory
Written by David Martin
© 2003 Sony BMG Music Inc.
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This movie sucked
25 November 2008 | by (Laguna Beach, Ca) – See all my reviews

Sharp as Marbles tried to be Dumb and Dumber and failed. I rented it from Blockbuster only to regret wasting good money to do so. This had to be most unfunny stupid movie made. When you go for forced laughs that don't make people laugh there is a problem. I suspect this movie was written when a couple of people were either drunk or high. It must have sounded hilarious to them when they came up with Sharp as Marbles. I can't believe that this movie was made. It looked to me that money was spent making it. It didn't look like an amateur movie. What made it amateur was how unfunny it was. Skip renting this movie if you see it some place.


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