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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow (Video Game 2006) Poster

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Will Turner: Are we at war with the Spanish?

Jack Sparrow: [a cannon is fired, barely missing the ship] Evidently.

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Madame Tang: [after stealing his treasure] Good-bye, Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow: That's not nice, she didn't call me 'Captain'.

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Will Turner: [a pig walks by, Will is looking the other way] Duck!

Jack Sparrow: Don't be ridiculous, that's not a duck, it's a...

Will Turner: [a cannon is fired at them] DUCK!

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Jack Sparrow: We are notorious pirates and regretably we must steal one of your fireworks.

Jack Sparrow: [a man turns into a guard] ... or we can pay.

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Don Carrera De La Vega: I am Don Carrera De La Vega. Why do you fly British colours?

Jack Sparrow: This is a stolen flag. Filled with remorse, we are on our way to deliver it back.

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Will Turner: [after Madame Tang has just stolen the Dragon's Eye and taken off] Shall we give chase?

Jack Sparrow: After you.

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Don Carrera De La Vega: Excuse me, kind sirs, I require a moment.

[runs off to the toilet]

Spanish Soldier: [to the other soldier] Montezuma's Revenge.

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[ready to sword fight Jack and Will]

Don Carrera De La Vega: Make your peace with God, gentlemen. You now face Don Carrerra de la Vega. The master of the Thousand-Strike Spin!

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Madame Tang: [after entering her temple] Follow me, if you must... Jack Sparrow. But you will NEVER leave this place alive!

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Elizabeth Swann: [after Jack finds the treasure chest on Rum Island] Well, we're no less marooned on this island than before, Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Ah! But now we're marooned AND rich!

[He opens the chest, and it blows him and Elizabeth backwards, while the chest sinks into the sand. Sand Creatures then pop up out of the sand]

Jack Sparrow: Just once, I'd like to find a treasure chest that's not had a curse laid upon it! JUST ONCE!

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Jack Sparrow: I've had a bad experience with mutinies.

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Stubb: Took you long enough you dithering imbecile! We've been waiting in that swamp for so long, I'll be pulling leeches of me nether parts for ages!

Jack Sparrow: Ah Stubb, your verbiage always conjurs up such a lovely visage.

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Stubb: Yes, this will fetch me a good price.

Jack Sparrow: Are we having pronoun issues?

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Will Turner: Where did you get your information?

Jack Sparrow: From a man who heard it from a man who got it from a man who swears on pain of death that it's genuine. I'd stake my reputation on it.

Will Turner: Jack, your name is synonymous with weasel.

Jack Sparrow: Then how did I convince you to come along?

Will Turner: That is a mystery for the ages.

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Will Turner: We can do this! We can escape!

Jack Sparrow: Possible, though not probable. There's still a large army below with His Royal Incontinence!

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Jack Sparrow: You look terrible, boy. You must take pride in your appearance.

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Madame Tang: Follow me if you must, Jack Sparrow, but you will never leave this place alive!

Jack Sparrow: What say I merely trail you a discreet distance, then?

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El Grande: My master has been looking all over for you Jack Sparrow!

Jack Sparrow: Wild guess, I take you to be El Grande, Marty the Dwarf's brother.

El Grande: How do you know who I am?

Will Turner: Family resemblance.

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