Pirates of the Caribbean: The Legend of Jack Sparrow (2006 Video Game)
Will Turner: Are we at war with the Spanish?
Jack Sparrow: [a cannon is fired, barely missing the ship] Evidently.
Madame Tang: [after stealing his treasure] Good-bye, Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: That's not nice, she didn't call me 'Captain'.
Will Turner: [a pig walks by, Will is looking the other way] Duck!
Jack Sparrow: Don't be ridiculous, that's not a duck, it's a...
Will Turner: [a cannon is fired at them] DUCK!
Jack Sparrow: We are notorious pirates and regretably we must steal one of your fireworks.
Jack Sparrow: [a man turns into a guard] ... or we can pay.
Don Carrera De La Vega: I am Don Carrera De La Vega. Why do you fly British colours?
Jack Sparrow: This is a stolen flag. Filled with remorse, we are on our way to deliver it back.
Will Turner: [after Madame Tang has just stolen the Dragon's Eye and taken off] Shall we give chase?
Jack Sparrow: After you.
Don Carrera De La Vega: Excuse me, kind sirs, I require a moment.
[runs off to the toilet]
Spanish Soldier: [to the other soldier] Montezuma's Revenge.
[ready to sword fight Jack and Will]
Don Carrera De La Vega: Make your peace with God, gentlemen. You now face Don Carrerra de la Vega. The master of the Thousand-Strike Spin!
Madame Tang: [after entering her temple] Follow me, if you must... Jack Sparrow. But you will NEVER leave this place alive!
Elizabeth Swann: [after Jack finds the treasure chest on Rum Island] Well, we're no less marooned on this island than before, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: Ah! But now we're marooned AND rich!
[He opens the chest, and it blows him and Elizabeth backwards, while the chest sinks into the sand. Sand Creatures then pop up out of the sand]
Jack Sparrow: Just once, I'd like to find a treasure chest that's not had a curse laid upon it! JUST ONCE!
Stubb: Took you long enough you dithering imbecile! We've been waiting in that swamp for so long, I'll be pulling leeches of me nether parts for ages!
Jack Sparrow: Ah Stubb, your verbiage always conjurs up such a lovely visage.
Will Turner: Where did you get your information?
Jack Sparrow: From a man who heard it from a man who got it from a man who swears on pain of death that it's genuine. I'd stake my reputation on it.
Will Turner: Jack, your name is synonymous with weasel.
Jack Sparrow: Then how did I convince you to come along?
Will Turner: That is a mystery for the ages.
Will Turner: We can do this! We can escape!
Jack Sparrow: Possible, though not probable. There's still a large army below with His Royal Incontinence!
Jack Sparrow: You look terrible, boy. You must take pride in your appearance.
Madame Tang: Follow me if you must, Jack Sparrow, but you will never leave this place alive!
Jack Sparrow: What say I merely trail you a discreet distance, then?