song: Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles / Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles/ Senior Mutant Ninja Turtles / Heroes in a Wheelchair!
Nurse: Hey, what're you doing?
Splinter: [looking up her skirt] Looking for Shredder. No, not here...
Sephiroth: [Sephiroth is the manager of a fast food joint where Cloud works] Ha ha ha, Cloud I need you to work on Saturday!
Cloud: But I have Lakers tickets!
Sephiroth: Ha ha ha
Customer 1: ...
Customer 2: I'm So Hungry!
Customer 3: Hi Mrs. Hungry can I call you "So"?
Daffy Duck: First on the mic tonight is the reigning champion, the MC hunter, Elmer Fudd, with a PA!
Elmer Fudd: I'll get you wabbit! Ohh, I'm taking you to school, call me the professor / you're sexually confused, cause you're a cross dresser! You like to kiss men and that's real funny / call up Hugh Hefner, you a gay boy bunny! You're lost on this stage, you need a map, junkie / You made a wrong left turn at Albuquerque! One more, one more. I'm a pimp, 'cause my hunting powers are hot, son / You would ride by on your home with my double barrel shotgun!
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, yeah. I know that you call me a "Rascally Wabbit", you say your R's like your W's, that's a really bad habit! It's room not womb, trees not twees, you replace so many R's, I thought you was Chinese! You're so stuck on yourself, I'll call you Elmer's Glue, I got you some coffee, one lump or two?
Elmer Fudd: Two?
[Bugs bashes a mallet on his head two times]
Bugs Bunny: [dressed in a dress and wig] I only dress like a goil to prove that you're gay, would you like a kiss handsome?
Elmer Fudd: Really? Okay.
Bugs Bunny: Elmer packs fudd, you heard what I said, he's so bald, I'll put a hare on his head! I'll sit down on your head, just like I was a thinker. Hmm...
Bugs Bunny: Ain't I a stinker?
Daffy Duck: Holy Toledo! B. Rabbit wins! B. Rabbit wins!
Elmer Fudd: [sobbing] I'm a disgwace!