Count: Just about to pop-off through time again, Doctor? How very discourteous when I'd gone through all the trouble of fetching the thumbscrews!
Count: [to guard] Hold him here while I collect the instruments or torture. If he wags his tongue, confiscate it.
Doctor Who: Well, how can I talk if you confiscate...
Count: You can write, can't you?
Romana: You should go into partnership with a glazier. You'd have a truly symbiotic working relationship.
Romana: I'm just pointing out that you break a lot of glass.
[she puts a pair of wine glasses in front of him. Instead of opening the wine bottle he smashes the neck off it]
Duggan: You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
Romana: If YOU wanted an omelette, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, a cooker in flames and an unconscious chef.
Duggan: Can anyone join in on this conversation or do you need a certificate?