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Release Date:
21 August 2008 (Russia) moreTagline:
If He'd meant the commandments literally, He'd have written them in stone.Awards:
1 nomination moreNewsDesk:
(24 articles)
The Ten Spot 2/2 - Strippers (From JoBlo. 17 June 2009, 12:53 AM, PDT)
The Ten Spot 1/2 - Strippers
(From JoBlo. 15 June 2009, 12:39 AM, PDT)
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Proof that silly doesn't equal funny moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Paul Rudd | ... | Jeff Reigert | |
| Adam Brody | ... | Stephen Montgomery | |
| Jon Hamm | ... | Skydiving Guide Chris Knarl | |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Kelly La Fonda | |
| Ken Marino | ... | Dr. Glenn Richie / Cartoon Voices | |
| Todd Holoubek | ... | Camera Man Stuart Blumberg | |
| Mather Zickel | ... | Louis La Fonda | |
| Ali Marsh | ... | 'Entertainment Beat' Host George Reardon | |
| Raisy Pereyra | ... | Dorothy Sheen | |
| Edmund Genest | ... | Governor Beaumont Hutchins (as Edmond Genest) | |
| Ron Silver | ... | Fielding Barnes | |
| Heidi Neurauter | ... | Helen Campbell-Holland | |
| Michael Ziegfeld | ... | Harlan Swallow | |
| Jason Antoon | ... | Salazar 'Fred' McBairn | |
| Andrea Rosen | ... | Polly 'Carol' Samuels |
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Rated R for pervasive strong crude sexual content including dialogue and nudity, and for language and some drug material.Parents Guide:
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1.85 : 1 moreSound Mix:
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Duane Rosenblum: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I were the one who were ass-raping you every night.Dr. Glenn Richie: You know, I think you're felling the energy of our friendship and projecting it into something else that isn't there.
Duane Rosenblum: No Glenn, I'm not... I'm not projecting. I can't look at you without fantasizing about shoving you up against a wall in the laundry room, and punching you in the mouth... And then raping you. Without your consent, of course.
Dr. Glenn Richie: Hey, that's what makes it rape right?
Duane Rosenblum: That's what makes it rape.
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Watching old Monty Python movies or "Kentucky Fried Movie" might lead to the assumption that silliness always equals good comedy which the right people will "get" while the others won't. Well, that assumption is wrong. Behind all surreal humor has to be some thought, some truth to make it funny. Monty Python and the minds behind KFM got that, the makers of "The Ten" didn't. There's no thought at all in this movie, just random, unfunny emptiness.
What's fascinating is that producers could actually talk actors with a relatively good reputation into this. Paul Rudd, Adam Brody, Winona Ryder, Liev Schreiber, Oliver Platt, Janeane Garofalo and Gretchen Mol may not exactly be A-list actors in this day and age, but they sure are too good for this crap. I have no idea what Famke Janssen is doing acting in "The Ten", and Jessica Alba appearing here means that she was in TWO of this year's worst comedies (the second one being "The Love Guru").
Seriously, "The Ten" is so bad you just want to shout to God to make it stop. It's painfully unfunny and besides it doesn't have anything to do with the Ten Commandments, which somebody probably thought was funny in itself. It's not. Dammit, this is one annoying movie.