Jack and Jill (I) (2011)
Al Pacino: [after seeing his Dunkaccino commercial] Burn this.
Jill Sadelstein: [after breaking his Oscar] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though.
Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.
Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
Jack Sadelstein: Little harder.
[slaps a little more harder]
Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill Sadelstein: What?
[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
Jack Sadelstein: [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.
Jill Sadelstein: Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.
Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.