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Jack Sadelstein: [after Jill's disastrous date that he's responsible for] I am such an idiot!

Erin Sadelstein: You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?

Gary Sadelstein: Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!

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Jill Sadelstein: [after breaking his Oscar] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I am sure you have others, though.

Al Pacino: Uh, you'd think it, but, uh, oddly enough, I don't.

Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?

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Spoilers 

The quote items below may give away important plot points.

Jack Sadelstein: [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.

Jill Sadelstein: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.

[slaps herself]

Jack Sadelstein: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.

[slaps harder]

Jack Sadelstein: Little harder.

[slaps a little more harder]

Erin Sadelstein: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding

Jill Sadelstein: What?

[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]

Otto: Donkey fight!

Erin Sadelstein: Jill, are you okay?.

Jill Sadelstein: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.

Gary Sadelstein: Feel that, Daddy?

Jack Sadelstein: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.

Jack Sadelstein: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!

Jill Sadelstein: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.

Jack Sadelstein: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!

Jill Sadelstein: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

Jill Sadelstein: Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.

Jack Sadelstein: Oh, that is just disgusting.

Ted: What's this about a twin?

Todd: Oh, Jack. He has a twin sister.

Ted: Are you kidding me? You never told me you had a twin sister.

Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...

Ted: Identical or fraternal?

Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.

See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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