- Glenn Robbins: It slices, it dices. But wait there's more. It also works as a... Ken?
- Frank Woodley: Killing thing.
- Glenn Robbins: So when you're attacking by the enemy, don't stab him, slice him and dice him, pop him in the freezer and have him a bit later on.
- Glenn Robbins: Let's just say, she's not great at coming up with ideas. She's much better; Ken and I think you'll agree when I say this, at making love.
- Ensemble Cast: Ken the non-conqueror, but Ken the wise, tell me, some say the earth is round.
- Frank Woodley: Ha!
- Ensemble Cast: Some say the earth is flat. But you say it is neither. Why?
- Frank Woodley: Well, I've got a hunch. Because I think it's like a big skateboard ramp and you head off up into the nothingness, do a bit of a trick and come back. That didn't make any sense, lets get into the raping!
- Glenn Robbins: He's not great with the ideas!
- Ensemble Cast: Enough! We only have time to pray now. And we must pray to mighty Thor, mighty Oden, please I ask of thee. Give me wisdom.
- Ensemble Cast: I ask of thee strength.
- [points at Glenn]
- Glenn Robbins: I ask of thee...
- Akmal Saleh: He's not great with ideas either!