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"Robot Chicken" 1987 (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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[Talking to Darth Vader on the phone; yelling throughout]

Emperor Palpatine: Huh? What do you mean "they blew up the Death Star"?

[Listens to the reply]

Emperor Palpatine: Fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Emperor Palpatine: Who's "they"?

[Listens to the reply]

Emperor Palpatine: What the hell is an "Aluminum Falcon"?

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Emperor Palpatine: [to Darth Vader on the phone, regarding the Death Star's destruction] Build another one? Oh yeah, that's real fucking original! And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? You got an ATM in that torso Lite-Brite? Now get your 7-foot-2 asthmatic ass back here, or else I'll tell everyone what a whiney bitch you were about Padamamay or Panda Bear or whatever the hell her name is!

[pause, aside to senators]

Emperor Palpatine: Oh jeez, he's crying!

[goes back to phone]

Emperor Palpatine: Hey, hey, hey, come on don't do that, just... look, I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now. Death star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers, you know? I didn't mean to snap. Just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I... ye... I... I love you too.

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Ted Turner: [dressed as Captain Planet] Protect the environment, or I'll fucking kill you! Captain Planet!

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Emperor Palpatine: So I threw the senate at him... the whole senate! True story.

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