Pete: What was the name of the unknown soldier? How many feathers does Mum Goose have? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
P.J. Pete: I can't even say that.
Max Goof: Get the answer right and you get a fudgy wudgy bar... mmmmm, your fave... but answer wrong and the yolk's on you.
P.J. Pete: We have to go to school!
Max Goof: Not if we're sick we don't.
P.J. Pete: Sick? My dad won't let me stay home unless I'm a walking corpse.
Max Goof: We can arrange that.
Pete: [after PJ's up all night studying] Toast son? Two slices or three?
P.J. Pete: 2 plus 3 is 5 minus 2 is 3 minus 2 is 1!
Pete: Okay so you can add, want an egg?
Pete: Okay no eggs. Say, don't tell me you want a candy bar for breakfast.
[PJ screams and climbs the wall]