The Real Ghostbusters (TV Series)

Lights! Camera! Haunting! (1987)

Arsenio Hall: Winston Zeddemore, Movie Goer #3, Dialogue Coach

Quotes 

• Winston Zeddemore : I just don't get it. It's been a month since we got fired from that picture, why come to the premiere?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : Grendel thought it would be good publicity if we showed up in full regelia.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : So the pondscum thinks. What's in it for us?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : He makes good on the rubber check he wrote us.

  Dr. Peter Venkman : Hm, now that's an argument I can live with.

• Winston Zeddemore : [the Ghostbusters are all tied up]  Okay, Ray, what's your plan?

  Dr. Raymond Stantz : I got them to promise...

  Dr. Egon Spengler : That's it?

  Winston Zeddemore : That ain't no plan, that's a character defect.

• Winston Zeddemore : [running from three ghosts firing proton packs at them]  Egon, remind me what happens if one of those beams hits us?

  Dr. Egon Spengler : [ducking beams while running]  Our individual atoms go on separate vacations!