- Coach McGuirk: Brendon, Melissa... Jason?
- Melissa Robbins: Yeah?
- Brendon: Yeah?
- Coach McGuirk: Is that his name?
- Melissa Robbins: Mmhmm.
- Coach McGuirk: A tornado is coming.
- Brendon: Coach, are you crying?
- Coach McGuirk: No I'm not crying.
- Melissa Robbins: Wait, Coach, a tornado is really coming?
- Coach McGuirk: Yes, that's what the radio said, "There's a tornado coming." So I'm going to stay down here with the baby; you guys go up stairs and play.
- Melissa Robbins: Shouldn't we stay down here with you...
- Coach McGuirk: No. It's not safe for everybody to be in the same place during a tornado Melissa.
- Melissa Robbins: But I thought you're suppose to go...
- Coach McGuirk: No! The rule is Melissa, you separate.
- Melissa Robbins: Are you sure?
- Coach McGuirk: Yeah, you get sucked into the funnel and everyone's separated then it's like a fun ride. But, if you're all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other and then your heads collide and you die.
- Coach McGuirk: That tree is an eyesore. Good! Good riddance. Get rid of trees.
- Brendon: Isn't it, like, old and dying? Why do you guys want to save it, anyway?
- Walter, Perry: [in unison] Because that tree has been there a long time, and we want future generations to enjoy it also.
- Perry: And, everybody, we peed on it one time!
- Walter: Perry, don't tell them that!
- Perry: I mean we *never* peed on it!
- Coach McGuirk: There's a tornado coming. So I'm gonna stay down here with the baby, you guys go upstairs and play.
- Melissa Robbins: Shouldn't we stay down here with you?
- Coach McGuirk: No, it's not safe for everybody to be in the same place during a tornado, Melissa.
- Melissa Robbins: But I thought you're supposed to go together.
- Coach McGuirk: No! The rule is, Melissa, you separate.
- Melissa Robbins: Are you sure?
- Coach McGuirk: Yeah. If you get sucked into the funnel and everyone's separated it's just like a fun ride. But if you're all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other, then your heads collide and you die.