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Storm Warning (2002)
Brendon Small: Brendon Small, Dwayne, Walter, Various
Quotes
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Coach McGuirk : Brendon, Melissa... Jason?
Melissa Robbins : Yeah?
Brendon : Yeah?
Coach McGuirk : Is that his name?
Melissa Robbins : Mmhmm.
Coach McGuirk : A tornado is coming.
Brendon : Coach, are you crying?
Coach McGuirk : No I'm not crying.
Melissa Robbins : Wait, Coach, a tornado is really coming?
Coach McGuirk : Yes, that's what the radio said, "There's a tornado coming." So I'm going to stay down here with the baby; you guys go up stairs and play.
Melissa Robbins : Shouldn't we stay down here with you...
Coach McGuirk : No. It's not safe for everybody to be in the same place during a tornado Melissa.
Melissa Robbins : But I thought you're suppose to go...
Coach McGuirk : No! The rule is Melissa, you separate.
Melissa Robbins : Are you sure?
Coach McGuirk : Yeah, you get sucked into the funnel and everyone's separated then it's like a fun ride. But, if you're all in a group, in a cluster, you start banging into each other and then your heads collide and you die.
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Coach McGuirk : That tree is an eyesore. Good! Good riddance. Get rid of trees.
Brendon : Isn't it, like, old and dying? Why do you guys want to save it, anyway?
Walter , Perry : [in unison] Because that tree has been there a long time, and we want future generations to enjoy it also.
Perry : And, everybody, we peed on it one time!
Walter : Perry, don't tell them that!
Perry : I mean we *never* peed on it!