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My Cheatin' Heart (2002)

H. Jon Benjamin: Coach John McGuirk, Jason Penopolis, Perry, Various

Quotes 

• Coach John McGuirk : My father taught me a poem when I was a kid. You wanna hear it?

  Andrew Small : Is this something you feel compelled to do?

  Coach John McGuirk : Well, I mean, I am here, and I've got the poem...

  Andrew Small : Right.

  Coach John McGuirk : ...locked and loaded.

  Andrew Small : OK, go ahead then.

  Coach John McGuirk : You ready?

  Andrew Small : Yeah.

  Brendon Small : Yeah.

  Coach John McGuirk : Uh... something something something *run*. I'm paraphrasing here. Something something something *sun*.

  Andrew Small : It's... uh... nice.

  Coach John McGuirk : Yeah, well it's good to have, like, poems from childhood I think.

  Andrew Small : Yeah, your father you say read that to you?

  Coach John McGuirk : Yeah, I think he wrote it.

  Andrew Small : Did he?

  Coach John McGuirk : Yeah.

  Andrew Small : Great, except for the parts that you don't remember at all.