[
Brendon and Coach McGuirk are watching the popular new assistant coach, Drew, run the kids' soccer practice]
Coach McGuirk:
Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field?
Brendon:
We tried, but you were too big.
Coach McGuirk:
Excuse me?
Brendon:
I mean, uhh... too drunk?
Coach McGuirk:
Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.
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