- Paula Small: Mom! Dad's heartbroken!
- Doris Small: Oh, please. The only way to break that man's heart is to whack it with a shovel. Or, take away his anti-depressants.
- [beat]
- Doris Small: Let's get something to eat - I'm starved!
- Brendon: [directing a cop movie] Okay - Interior, unmarked police car, morning. Mulligan and Winooski sit and slurp their coffee. Mulligan is behind the wheel.
- Melissa Robbins: [Jason and Melissa "slurp" their coffee alternatly] Slurp.
- Jason: Slurp.
- Melissa Robbins: Slurp.
- Jason: Slurp.
- Brendon: They finish - they finish the coffee.
- Jason: Slurp.
- Melissa Robbins: Slurp.
- Jason: Slurp.
- Melissa Robbins: Slurp.
- Jason: My head is spinning.
- Brendon: Oh, they put that coffee down. Oh boy, that coffee is going downtown...
- Melissa Robbins: Slurp.
- Jason: Slurp.
- Brendon: [shouts] Put the coffee down!
- Coach McGuirk: Brendan, let's get out of here.
- Brendon: Why? I have to study...
- Coach McGuirk: 'Cause they're not like us here. Brendan, we're different, we're not studiers. We're not the worker ants. We're the queens! You and me are the queen bees!