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Joshua (2007) Poster

(2007)

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Homeless Man: Can you help me out, little man? Just something. Anything. I'm no chooser here.

Joshua Cairn: I'll give you five dollars if you let me throw a rock at you.

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Joshua Cairn: [to his father] Nobody will ever love you.

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Brad Cairn: I think you're sick, Josh.

[experimental sniff]

Joshua Cairn: I don't feel sick.

Joshua Cairn: Not at all.

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Joshua Cairn: Are you okay, mommy?

Abby Cairn: Yeah, yeah. I just...

[sniffles]

Abby Cairn: Mommy's just being silly. You know, hormones.

Joshua Cairn: What -mones?

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[first lines]

Soccer Dad: You're playing like a bunch of little girls!

Brad Cairn: [signalling him to chill out]

Soccer Dad: You're playing like a little girl!

Brad Cairn: Good, good hustle. Good hustle!

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Joe Cairn: [visiting to see the baby] How many rats in this building? I'm guessing a hundred.

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Joshua Cairn: You know, you don't have to love me. That's not a rule of something.

Brad Cairn: But I I*do* love you. You're my boy. I'll always love you, no matter what.

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Joshua Cairn: You know, someone died in this apartment.

Brad Cairn: Oh, yeah?

Abby Cairn: Really?

Brad Cairn: I'm pretty sure that's not true.

Joshua Cairn: If you think about it, someone has died on pretty much every inch of this planet. You know, dig down anywhere, and you'll find bones.

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Brad Cairn: [taking the baby] What is that, is that the, is that the baby or the dog?

Abby Cairn: Or me? Take a deep breath, Brad. That's our life you're smelling.

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Abby Cairn: [wiping blood from her leg] I used to have a pair of red boots. They were so sexy.

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Chester Jenkins: Don't you know? Never beat up your kid in public on the weekend.

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[last lines]

Joshua Cairn: [sung] I only ever really wanted to be with you.

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Joshua Cairn: Always battle, Joshua. Just hold tight to your sword.

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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