Fallen Angels (2006)

Director:

Jeff Thomas

Writer:

Jeff Thomas (writer)

Release Date:

5 October 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Thriller

Tagline:

Not All Angels Are Guardians

Plot:

When a turn of the century prison reformatory is slated for demolition, a grisly discovery is made....

Plot Keywords:

Prison | Supernatural | Angel | Guardian

Awards:

1 win

Cast

Michael Dorn	...	Taylor
Bill Moseley	...	Westin
Adrianne Curry	...	Shell
Michael Kaliski	...	Preston Davis
Kevin McCarthy	...	Pastor Waltz
Farah White	...	Tamela
Daniel Zacapa	...	Hendricks
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Angela Adamski	...	Siren 3
Danny Au	...	Gravedigger 2
Reggie Bannister	...	Radar
Michael Berryman	...	Mort
Juli Birmingham	...	Siren 1
John Bogert	...	Rudy
Ruth Buzzi	...	Perril
Mark Chavarria	...	Grave digger #1
Jake Deanda	...	Possessed child
Jack Ford	...	Doctor
Tony Gapastione	...	Deputy #1
C.J. Goodman	...	Sloth
Joshua Haze	...	Deputy
Christie Hemme	...	Lust
David Hess	...	Kajal
Jesse Hess	...	Deputy 2
Kane Hodder	...	Envy
Rick Irvin	...	Stillman
Christopher Knight	...	Belmont
Martin Kove	...	Daniels
Paul Linke	...	Eli
Rachel Main	...	Siren 2
Rick McCallum	...	Greed / Gluttony
Allen Meacham	...	Construction Worker
R.A. Mihailoff	...	Anger
Marcus Niehaus	...	Nick
Joel Polis	...	Horace Millhouse
Vanessa Ross	...	Natalie
Brian Anderson Smith	...	Construction worker
Myron St. John	...	Pride
Richard Van Vleet	...	Stalwart
Larry Varanelli	...	Officer
Jerry Weber	...	Kevin - Construction worker
Derek Zemrak	...	Wilson

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Dublin, California, USA

Company:

Fallen Angels Productions

Fallen Angels: Beyond BAD!!!

I soooooo wish someone had clipped writer-director Jeff Thomas' wings before they allowed him to get behind the camera and make this turkey! This "Fallen Angels" crap should NEVER have gotten off the ground! Yes, it's THAT BAD! Despite the incredible cast, this movie sinks faster and stinks worse than most direct to DVD efforts! GEEZ! I had such high hopes, too. It sure is being promoted to hell on MySpace and other areas---probably because it's such a turd that they are hoping to score SOME of the money back before word gets out.

In Thomas' head, I'm sure this all makes sense and I'll bet he thinks he has made a masterpiece. OOoooo... How sad. He had a cool location and an amazing cast---but nothing to hold them together. The script was incoherent, laughably amateurish and jaw-droppingly implausible...despite the supernatural elements! And, once we get into the "demons" (yawn...the one with the silly eyeball sticking out is laughably silly, by the way)...at the end, it's an overly used cliché that defeats them (I'm avoiding spoilers...why, I don't know, since everyone should AVOID this movie).

But HOW did he rook the cast (which includes Michael Dorn, Bill Moseley, Adrianne Curry, Christopher Knight, Ruth Buzzi, Reggie Bannister, R.A. Mihailoff, Kane Hodder, Michael Berryman, Kevin McCarthy, Martin Kove and David Hess!!!!) into being a part of this snooze-fest? Most only have what amounts to cameo appearances (I kept waiting for Adrianne Curry to pop up, not realizing she was the girl in what I thought was a pre-title nightmare sequence...although, maybe it wasn't a nightmare?). The other cast members were strictly amateur hour nobodies. I'm embarrassed for EVERYONE involved.

Be weary of all of the hype on the Fallen Angels review/message boards. I'm sure by and large it is by people involved in one way or another with the production. Yes, THAT is how desperate they appear to be to unload this crap-o-rama turd.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!!! You have been warned...