A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A ... See full summary »
Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.
Joel David Moore,
When a rap mogul from Atlanta tries to join a conservative country club in the Carolinas he runs into fierce opposition from the board President- but it's nothing that he and his entourage can't handle.
Turks. The people of Turkey. Not to be confused with the bird enjoyed by millions during the Christmas and Thanksgiving holidays. They are a noble, glorious people, but they don't taste as good as the bird of the same name. How could they possibly be made better? Impossible, yes? I thought so too, but then it hit me.
PUT THEM IN SPACE!
The Turk's thrive in the low gravity environment found in space. I do not know whether turkeys would be as good as Turks in this situation, but who cares?
I'm not even going to tell you what this film is about because you need to see it for yourself. Please. Be a Turk. Go to space. Join the GLORIOUS Turkish SPACE ARMY OOOYRAHHH!
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