American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006 Video)
Mr. Stifler: Stifflers do not fake being sick to sit a home and pull dick. Stifflers cut class to get ass!
Erik Stifler: Yes, I know dad, it's on the family crest.
Dwight Stifler: How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this shit ALL day long.
[takes a shot]
Drinking Contestant: [security guard comes in and puts $200 bet on Stifler]
[takes a shot]
Drinking Contestant: yeaaahhh!
Dwight Stifler: [takes his shot] You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man.
[burps in the contestants face and he pukes]
Dwight Stifler: I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!
Ryan: Gentlemen, it's Friday afternoon we've got a full tank of gas, a quarter ounce of weed, 3 cases of beer, a 10 pound tank of nitrous, we're under age...
Cooze: And I'm too drunk to drive!
Ryan: Hit it!
Alexis: You know I don't usually go for the Surburban Jock, Abercrombie Clones.
Ryan: I tend to have that effect on Pacifist, Vegan Bisexuals.
Cooze: Just think next year i'll be going here.
Ryan: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections.
Cooze: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores.
Ryan: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.
Cooze: They don't call me everhard cause i only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure
[takes the viagra out of his sock]
Jill: [stops him from eating it] Are you sure you should taking more of that?
Cooze: More?i didn't take it the first time.
Dwight Stifler: Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto.
Rock: Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot!