- Lou Costello: Hey, Abbott, isn't it beautiful country out here?
- Bud Abbott: Wonderful.
- Lou Costello: Look at all those cows out there. Get that big bunch of cows.
- Bud Abbott: Not bunch - herd.
- Lou Costello: Huh?
- Bud Abbott: Cow herd.
- Lou Costello: I beg your pardon?
- Bud Abbott: Cow herd.
- Lou Costello: Cow heard what?
- Bud Abbott: Not herd what - cow herd.
- Lou Costello: Cow heard what? I said look at that big bunch of cows out there.
- Bud Abbott: Not bunch - herd! Herd of cows!
- Lou Costello: Certainly I heard of cows, you dope. Any fool knows a cow when he sees it. That's a good bunch of cows I said.
- Bud Abbott: It's a herd of cows.
- Lou Costello: Yeah, I heard of cows.
- Bud Abbott: That's what they are.
- Lou Costello: A bunch of cows?
- Bud Abbott: Sure, a bunch is a herd.
- Lou Costello: A bunch is a herd?
- Bud Abbott: Certainly. What's the matter?
- Lou Costello: Like bananas. Look at that bananas of cows out there.