- Prem: [to Lara] Girls like you see these macho stud-muffins, and go loopy over them... and leave simple-hearted and plain looking good guys like Bhaskar in the dust! And I help out these plain guys you can't be bothered with. I'm cupid, stupid!
- Bhaskar: [after seeing Prem and Priya hug] Oh! so this was your plan all along, eh Love Guru? Instead of helping me, lover-boy takes the ship to sea to romance shamelessly!