In the final segment with the comics' embarrassing photos, Bill Engvall jokes about one of him diving into a pool that the pool is empty, but looking closely at the picture, it's quite clear that the pool is actually full of water. See more
So as I'm picking up dog turds, I notice one that is massive even by Sluggo standards. I look at this turd, which looks like it says something. So I go in the house and get my glasses, 'cause I can't read shit without my glasses. And upon closer examination of this turd, it does say something. It says "Midland Park Golf Course". Sluggo has eaten and shat whole a golf glove, velcro and all. I rinsed it off and I've been using it for three weeks.