In the final segment with the comics' embarrassing photos, Bill Engvall jokes about one of him diving into a pool that the pool is empty, but looking closely at the picture, it's quite clear that the pool is actually full of water. See more
I took Duke to the vet 'cause he eats his own turds, and I asked the vet, "Isn't that unusual?" and he says, "No, a lot of dogs do that. Just take some of this powder here, sprinkle it on his food and it'll make him stop." I said, "What's it do?" He says, "It makes his turds taste bad."
[lengthy pause as audience is laughing hysterically
"I'm sorry, Doc, did you just say 'it will make his turds taste bad'?" Let me tell you something, if you've stooped to eating turds, you've never uttered the ...