After a drinking binge at a bankers party, Marcy reveals herself to be married to a mysterious hunk named Jefferson D'Arcy, whom Al finds out to be a gigolo and con artist. To make Marcy feel better to this unexpected change in her life, Peggy decides to throw a formal wedding ceremony for Marcy and Jefferson in the Bundy's back yard, in which nothing goes a planned. Written by
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I saw a woman come over here. Are one of you my wife?
[notices a distressed Marcy, a pleased Peggy and a bored Kelly
Come on sweetheart, let's go back to bed.
[takes Jefferson's hand
No, no, no, no. You've made a mistake. I'm your wife! NOW we can go back to bed.
Oh, shut up! It's me, it's me!