- Jack Spicer: But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. My treat.
- Omi: Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!
- Clay Bailey: Sundae.
- Grand Master Dashi: Sorry, kid, but I don't have any time-traveling Shen Gong Wu.
- Dojo: Well, not anymore.
- Grand Master Dashi: We HAD one...
- Dojo: But we buried it in Egypt.
- Grand Master Dashi: Europe.
- Dojo: Egypt!
- Grand Master Dashi: No, Europe!
- Dojo: Don't you doubt me! I remember with exact percision where each and every Shen Gong Wu was hidden!
- Grand Master Dashi: Okay, whatever! Point is we don't have it now.
- [clamps Dojo's mouth shut]
- Grand Master Dashi: Europe.
- Omi: I must admit, when I realized that Jack Spicer had sent me one thousand years into the past with no way to return, I was mildly concerned.
- [a flashback shows him running around in a circle and screaming]
- Omi: I soon realized that the only way to return to the future was to wait.
- [Clay, Kimiko and Jack's jaws drop]
- Kimiko: You waited for a thousand years?
- Omi: Exactly.
- Kimiko: But you don't have wrinkles or liver spots, or...
- Jack Spicer: Or that old people smell.
- [Kimiko smacks him]
- Jack Spicer: OW!
- Wuya: [Dashi's spirit emeges from the puzzle box]
- [In her ghost hag voice]
- Wuya: DASHI!
- Grand Master Dashi: Whoa, Wuya! The years have not been kind.