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10/10
A Short Comedy Movie That's Simple But Breathtaking
bbally8114 May 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This is one of those times when you discover that you don't need a big budget to create a Cinematic masterpiece. Kingdom of Ultimate Power (K.O.U.P for short) is a perfect example.

Meet Arch (played by Jeremiah Clancy), he was the darling of his film school class, a gifted screenwriter with a golden touch who seemed destined for Movie greatness only to end up as an insufferable know-it-all with a dead end office job who can do everything in the realm of screen writing except write a script. One day while sitting on a park bench giving some of his "Cinematic" sermons, enters Vlad Rifka (Played by Dutch MMA star Bas Rutten), A.K.A. "The Bringer of Death", a retired ultimate fighting champion, who is drawn in by Arch's words of "Cinematic Wisdom" and with cinematic dreams of his own. Like many (real life) ex-athletes, Vlad has his sights set on a Hollywood career and he has come up with an idea for movie, which he believes would be the perfect vehicle to launch his Hollywood career, a religious propaganda action sci-fi epic called "The Kingdom of Ultimate Power" (You know the same kind of stories that you find in B-Movies?). And Vlad is looking for someone to write the script and he picked... You guessed it, Arch. Only one problem (especially for Arch), its one of the "Worst Movie Ideas Anyone Can Come Up With". Any respectable writer would say "no thanks", but not Arch, its just not his style to flatly refuse to write the world's worst script, not that he's actually planning on writing it. The temptation to keep an "interesting" character like Vlad around for his own condescending amusement is too powerful to resist. However, that source of amusement increasingly becomes a source of anxiety and pure insanity (and comedy) as Vlad makes more and more uninvited visits to his writer's apartment and Arch's running out of excuses for not having written a word. This brings out Vlad's serious side that terrifies Arch. No, he doesn't become a serial killing stalker (It's a comedy, you crazy slasher fans) but he does order Arch to write the script or "else" and nobody wants to hear that word especially from an ex-fighter, who had "The Bringer of Death" as his nickname. So now Arch must force himself to summon the creative powers that deserted him long ago. How does it end? I can only tell you this, this movie pure comedy classic from beginning to end.

Done by independent film company Pilot Light Pictures and directed by Pilot's founders Jeremy Buhler and Gustavo Rodríguez, K.O.U.P is one of the best Short movies I've ever seen and should be considered a Cinematic Masterpiece. Directors Buhler and Rodríguez did an amazing job directing this movie and are destined to be Hollywood A List directors. Clancy did a great job playing the now-it-all Arch, director Buhler also did great job playing Arch's film editor friend Jimmy but the real star of the movie was Mixed Martial Art Legend, 3 time King of Pancrase, former UFC Heavyweight Champion, Bas Rutten as the ever annoying and determined Vlad. What Bas does here is pure comic genius that you can't help but love the character, Bas Rutten has proved in this movie to be one of the few athletes who can "ACT". My only disappointment was the ending as I felt it left an opening for a follow up but thats okay especially since Buhler and Rodríguez are currently working on a feature length version of K.O.U.P, which would have a definite conclusion to the story. You can say the short was like a pilot but for a feature length film instead of a TV show.

If you want to see a well made Short movie, a comedy that doesn't go overboard or just plain good movie without the overblown Hollywood touch, then K.O.U.P is the perfect movie to watch. A pure 10 out of 10.
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1/10
Not even Bas Rutten can salvage this deplorable farce
b_buddy14 May 2008
Sitting through The Kingdom of Ultimate Power is almost as much fun as being stabbed repeatedly with an HIV infected needle. Both events make a quick and painless death seem more and more appealing the longer they transpire, but of the two, an infectious stabbing at least offers a sharp sting over the slow, brain-atrophying ache that is The Kingdom of Ultimate Power. As a die-hard fan of mixed martial arts legend Bas Rutten, I was thrilled to discover he had finally been given a vehicle to showcase his comedic talents in addition to his incredible athletic abilities. But upon viewing this film, it wasn't long before my joy quickly turned to disappointment and then anger. I felt more and more embarrassed on behalf of Bas as I watched him humiliate himself on screen as Vlad, the retired Ultimate Fighting champion who becomes interested in producing a film about futuristic freedom fighters rebelling against an evil empire in a quest for the holy land. Newcomer Jeremiah Clancy stars as Arch, the hapless screenwriter Vlad conveniently stumbles across on a park bench in the film's opening scene and begins pursuing forcibly. Of course Vlad offers Arch little choice but to enlist as a screenwriter, and the film then centers around their strained working relationship. Arch is supposed to be the likable straight man in stark contrast to the crazy man Vlad, but the very notion that the charisma-impaired milquetoast Arch could ever be accepted as the likable protagonist of this film is absurd. This is a film whose small audience will be comprised solely of mixed martial arts fans drawn in by Rutten. Quite probably, these viewers will be drawn to the intense and charismatic Vlad. Consequently, I found this to be a film of questionable moral integrity; it unwittingly endears us to a character we should shun as a deranged stalker.

Of course The Kingdom of Ultimate Power styles itself a comedy, but has such low regard for its intended audience that it is all but unwatchable. It's not an exaggeration to say I know 5th graders who would be bored to tears by this film's pedestrian attempts at humor which center on absurdity rather than wit. For example, in one scene Vlad makes Arch a "sun smoothie" which is "equal parts protein shake and hot fudge sundae - with carrots!" Oh, what comedy. The plot is simply dull and the odd couple pairing of the tough-as-nails Rutten with the highly effeminate geek Clancy has potential but is a well beaten dead horse just five minutes into the film. This is at its core, a one joke movie, and it isn't long before it overstays its welcome.

I enjoy comedies featuring dignified characters in realistic but oftentimes awkward situations; I prefer to laugh with the characters on screen rather than at them. In this case the film's protagonist is a "normal guy" who is either too stupid or too naive to do anything about his maniacal stalker. I've seen this movie twice before and enjoyed it immeasurably more both times as The King of Comedy and The Cable Guy, fine films writer-director Jeremy Buhler seems to have swallowed whole and now feebly attempts to regurgitate for re-consumption. I find his offering unpalatable. I lost interest in The Kingdom of Ultimate Power within the first five minutes, during which time I began to realize I was watching a movie about a moron stalking an even bigger moron in a moronic film intended for a target audience of morons. This is a very cynical film, made by a director whose contempt for his audience is on display at all times.

At 30 minutes running time, The Kingdom of Ultimate Power overstays its welcome by about 29 and a half minutes. A much more enjoyable short film with the same cast and crew would have been a thirty second clip of Bas Rutten roundhouse kicking Buhler in the face for writing and directing this farce.
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