| Tyron Leitso | ... | Rob Hanisey | |
| Nicola Lipman | ... | Nancy Bloom | |
| Jonathan Watton | ... | Bruce Sweetland | |
| Christopher Lloyd | ... | Everett Neely | |
| Christine Barrie | ... | Anna | |
| Clare Grant | ... | Valerie | |
| Suki Kaiser | ... | Patricia Dunbar | |
| Tony Todd | ... | The Beast | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Juan Carlos Velis | ... | Dude (uncredited) | |
| Episode Crew |
Directed by | |||
| Mick Garris | |||
Writing credits | ||
| Mick Garris | (creator) | |
| Mick Garris | (teleplay) | |
| Clive Barker | (based on a story by) | |
Produced by | |||
| Keith Addis | .... | executive producer | |
| Morris Berger | .... | executive producer | |
| Steve Best | .... | associate producer | |
| Stephen R. Brown | .... | executive producer (as Steve Brown) | |
| Ben Browning | .... | co-producer | |
| Andrew Deane | .... | executive producer | |
| Mick Garris | .... | executive producer | |
| Adam Goldworm | .... | co-producer | |
| John W. Hyde | .... | executive producer | |
| Lisa Richardson | .... | producer | |
| Tom Rowe | .... | producer | |
| Pascal Verschooris | .... | line producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Richard Band | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Jon Joffin | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Andrew Cohen | |||
Casting by | |||
| Stuart Aikins | |||
| Sean Cossey | |||
| Lindsey Hayes Kroeger | |||
| David Rapaport | (as David H. Rapaport) | ||
Production Design by | |||
| David Fischer | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Don Macaulay | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Ide Foyle | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Lyn Kelly | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Howard Berger | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Lyne Denomme | .... | first assistant makeup artist | |
| Mike Fields | .... | on-set key makeup artist (as Michael Fields) | |
| Sarah Graham | .... | on-set key makeup artist | |
| Marcy Hodel | .... | first assistant hair stylist | |
| Tami Lane | .... | on-set key makeup artist | |
| Gregory Nicotero | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Adina Shore | .... | key hair stylist | |
| Margaret Solomon | .... | key makeup artist | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Alexia S. Droz | .... | second assistant director (as Alexia Droz) | |
| David Markowitz | .... | first assistant director | |
| Ania Musiatowicz | .... | third assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Andrei Andrianko | .... | assistant art director | |
| Nick Dibley | .... | property master (as Nicholas Dibley) | |
| Dylan Dowd | .... | lead greens person | |
| Jim Geddes | .... | construction coordinator | |
| John McIntosh | .... | greens | |
| Jake Miller | .... | assistant property master | |
| Nathalie Morin | .... | assistant set decorator (as Natalie Morin) | |
| Zbibgniew Scheller | .... | construction foreman (as Zbish Scheller) | |
| John Wilcox | .... | paint coordinator | |
| Izabela Domachowski | .... | set dresser (uncredited) | |
| Les Ford | .... | computer graphics designer (uncredited) | |
| Scott Riddell | .... | second assistant props (uncredited) | |
Sound Department | |||
| Anke Bakker | .... | sound supervisor | |
| Kevin Belen | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Brian Campbell | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Jay Cheetham | .... | background sound editor | |
| Jacqueline Cristianini | .... | adr supervisor | |
| Jacqueline Cristianini | .... | dialogue supervisor | |
| Kris Fenske | .... | sound designer | |
| Devan Kraushar | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Jason Mauza | .... | foley editor | |
| Laurie Melhus | .... | audio post-production coordinator | |
| Glen Noseworthy | .... | adr mixer | |
| Iain Pattison | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| Sebastian Salm | .... | sound mixer | |
| Paul A. Sharpe | .... | sound re-recording mixer (as Paul Sharpe) | |
| Shane Shemko | .... | foley artist | |
| Colin Smith | .... | boom operator | |
| Cam Wagner | .... | foley artist | |
| Matthew Wilson | .... | sound effects editor | |
| Todd R. Mason | .... | sound effects recordist (uncredited) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Randy Ball | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Mark Boley | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Robert Freitas | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group (as Rob Freitas) | |
| Steve Hartman | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Derek Heselton | .... | best boy special effects | |
| Grady Holder | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Akihito Ikeda | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Jim Leonard | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Alex 'Little Al' Lorenzana | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group (as Harrison Lorenzana) | |
| Ben Rittenhouse | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
| Kathy Sully | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group (as K.L. Sully) | |
| Wayne Szybunka | .... | special effects coordinator | |
| Veronica Torres | .... | effects crew: K.N.B. EFX Group | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Matt Belbin | .... | digital effects editor (as Matthew Belbin) | |
| Sébastien Bergeron | .... | digital effects supervisor | |
| Michael Goddard | .... | cg artist (as Mike Goddard) | |
| Gael Hollard | .... | digital compositor | |
| Annabelle Kent | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lionel Lim | .... | digital compositor | |
| Adam Marisett | .... | cg artist | |
| Mladen Miholjcic | .... | cg artist | |
| Bryce Rieger | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lisa K. Sepp | .... | visual effects producer (as Lisa Sepp-Wilson) | |
| Jonah West | .... | digital compositor | |
| Lee Wilson | .... | visual effects supervisor | |
| Jayson Castro | .... | visual effects production assistant (uncredited) | |
Stunts | |||
| Jim Dunn | .... | stunt coordinator | |
| Jim Dunn | .... | stunt performer (uncredited) | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Sandy Cooper | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Brian Johnson | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Mike Kolafa | .... | gaffer (as Michael Kolafa) | |
| Brock Miller | .... | best boy grip | |
| Jos Oman | .... | first assistant camera | |
| Steve Sherlock | .... | key grip | |
| Jared Smith | .... | best boy lighting | |
| Peter Wilke | .... | camera operator: "a" camera | |
| Ian Gariepy | .... | dolly grip: "b" camera (uncredited) | |
| Marc Nolet | .... | grip (uncredited) | |
| Pascal Jean Provost | .... | cinematographer: second unit (uncredited) | |
Casting Department | |||
| Sandra-Ken Freeman | .... | extras casting | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Glenna Owen | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Tyler Tone | .... | set costume supervisor | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Nathan Atkins | .... | assistant editor | |
| Richard Cordes | .... | color timer | |
| Andrea Dixon | .... | color timer | |
| Troy Sitter | .... | post-production assistant | |
| Matt Venables | .... | post-production coordinator | |
| Mike Williamson | .... | editorial coordinator | |
Music Department | |||
| Mike Beckett | .... | music editor | |
| Jennifer Ross | .... | music supervisor | |
| Ed Shearmur | .... | composer: main title music (as Edward Shearmur) | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Louie Hausner | .... | transportation captain | |
| John Swetlikoe | .... | transportation coordinator | |
| Duane Shearer | .... | office driver (uncredited) | |
| Jovan Vujatovic | .... | picture car coordinator (uncredited) | |
Other crew | |||
| Christine Barrie | .... | stand-in | |
| Laura Collini | .... | script supervisor (as Laura June Colini) | |
| Genessa Davis | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Jim Desroches | .... | production coordinator (as James Desroches) | |
| Annie Doyon | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Cameron Grierson | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Cameron Grierson | .... | script coordinator | |
| Richter Hartig | .... | production auditor: Starz Productions (as Richter Q. Hartig) | |
| Dave Harvey | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Tom Hoeverman | .... | assistant location manager | |
| Elissa Howarth | .... | production administration manager: Starz Productions | |
| Andrea Kaufman | .... | production coordinator: Starz Productions (as Andrea M. Kaufman) | |
| Katy Lew | .... | executive administrator | |
| Ross Redhead | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Tracey Renyard | .... | location manager | |
| Adrian Salpeter | .... | assistant to producers | |
| Stephen Tibbetts | .... | stand-in (as Stephen Tibbets) | |
| Bill Vigars | .... | unit publicist | |
| Steven Vlasak | .... | operations manager | |
| Beverly Wiens | .... | production accountant | |
| Stephanie Brown | .... | production assistant (uncredited) | |
| Nancy Heller | .... | office manager: Anthem Visual Effects (uncredited) | |
| Krista Johnston | .... | clearance (uncredited) | |
| Gary Stamford | .... | set wireman (uncredited) | |
| Main series | Episode guide | Full cast and crew |
| Company credits | External reviews | IMDb TV section |
| IMDb Horror section | IMDb USA section |
Mick Garris deserves a lot of praise for being the creator of the "Masters Of Horror" series, but it has to be said that the episodes he directed himself, "Chocolate" and "Valerie On The Stairs" both rank among the lesser entries to this generally vastly entertaining franchise. While I liked this eighth episode of the second season slightly better than Garris' boring contribution to the first season, "Chocolate", "Valerie On The Stairs" is just a bit too silly for my tastes. The episode is set in a boarding house where unsuccessful writers are allowed to reside until their works become published. In this particular house the writers' nightmarish fantasies seem to come to life, however... "Valerie On The Stairs" was adapted from a story by Clive Barker, but I guess it must have been altered quite heavily, as this is certainly not a worthy entry to Clive "Hellraiser" Barker's repertoire. While Horror does not necessarily have to be realistic, it should have a certain logic, and it should certainly NOT be ridiculous. "Valerie On The Stairs" sadly gets ridiculous at some points, which is a shame since there could have been some potential in this episode. The episode stars prolific actors Christopher Lloyd and Tony 'Candyman' Todd, and Clare Grant, who plays the eponymous Valerie is one yummy protagonist (the beauty of the female cast members is a quality that most MoH episodes have). Too bad the episode keeps getting sillier and sillier to a ridiculous point.