Super Mario World (TV Series)
The Yoshi Shuffle (1991)
James Rankin: Cheatsy Koopa
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Quotes
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Cheatsy Koopa : [about Mario and Yoshi] I can't believe they jumped in the Warp Pipe that leads right to the Neon Castle!
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Cheatsy Koopa : Get back here! That's a 5-yard penalty for excessive demonstration.
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Cheatsy Koopa : Take these prisoners to the dungeon... while we decide what to do with Luigi the egg.
Yoshi : Hey, that not egg. That football.
Bully Koopa : Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I saw it!
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Cheatsy Koopa : Wow! Luigi's been turned into an egg. Let's grab it.
Bully Koopa : King Dad will love me... uh, us, even more if we bring him Luigi!
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Cheatsy Koopa : I am the emperor of eavesdropping.
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Cheatsy Koopa , Bully Koopa : Mario?
Bully Koopa : Let's get 'em both!
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Mario : Y-You mean that egg is Luigi?
Cheatsy Koopa : Yep. In fact, I'm going to go tell King Dad, right now!
[later]
Cheatsy Koopa : Oh, King Daaaaaad! I have a big surprise for you! How does Eggs Luigi sound for lunch?
[Koopa is sound asleep]
Cheatsy Koopa : Maybe the fact that I have captured the Super Mario Bros. will wake you up? What was that? You say that as long as you're asleep, I'm in charge? I can do whatever I want with Mario and Luigi?
[laughs]
Cheatsy Koopa : Thanks, King Dad!
[in the dungeon]
Cheatsy Koopa : It's time to have a little fun in the great Koopa tradition. We're challenging Mario and the dino-dweeb to a game of football. Also making his first appearance as a football, and probably his last, will be Luigi the Egg!
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Bully Koopa : No good, you were out of bounds.
Mario : I was not! I had both feet in!
Cheatsy Koopa : Ah, who cares? You didn't get a first down. So it's the Koopas's egg.
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Mario : Hey, wait a second. We're outnumbered. This is not fair.
Cheatsy Koopa : Objection overruled!
[Yoshi eats a Chargin' Chuck, then spits it back out]
Bully Koopa : Hey!
Yoshi : Ooh! Tastes like sweat bands. Eeh!
Bully Koopa : Now that's not fair!
Mario : Hehehe, tough. Hike!
