Super Mario World (TV Series)

The Yoshi Shuffle (1991)

Dan Hennessey: Bully Koopa

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Quotes 

• Big Mouth Koopa : You're looking live at the Koopa Dome, where football is played the way it was meant to be played, in a dark, damp, and dusty dungeon! Welcome to today's game, featuring those bad boys of the Neon Castle, The Koopa Karcass Krunchers, vs. the Dome-Heads: Mario and Yoshi, who, by the way, don't seem to have any fans of attendance! And before I forget, we would like to extend a special welcome to Mario's brother, Luigi! Without his presence as a football, none of this would be possible. Today's game will be refereed by honest Cheatsy Koopa. It's not easy being a referee. Sure, Cheatsy might let a lot of penalties go unnoticed, but you have to let them play the game. Cheatsy is so unbiased that, in a gesture of good will, Mario and Yoshi will start the play. So it'll be first and ten, but it might as well be fourth and long because it's now or never, it's do or die, and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open. Boy, that missed extra point sure looms big now! All the excitement's building now, folks, and...

  Bully Koopa : Awww, shut up! We'll never get started!

• Mario : Hey, what're you playing, Australian rules?

  Bully Koopa : Yeah, I'm trying to put you down under, 6 feet down under!

• Bully Koopa : I'll leave footprints all right, on their faces. Charge!

• Cheatsy Koopa : Take these prisoners to the dungeon... while we decide what to do with Luigi the egg.

  Yoshi : Hey, that not egg. That football.

  Bully Koopa : Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I saw it!

• Cheatsy Koopa : Wow! Luigi's been turned into an egg. Let's grab it.

  Bully Koopa : King Dad will love me... uh, us, even more if we bring him Luigi!

• Cheatsy Koopa , Bully Koopa : Mario?

  Bully Koopa : Let's get 'em both!

• Bully Koopa : No good, you were out of bounds.

  Mario : I was not! I had both feet in!

  Cheatsy Koopa : Ah, who cares? You didn't get a first down. So it's the Koopas's egg.

• Mario : Hey, wait a second. We're outnumbered. This is not fair.

  Cheatsy Koopa : Objection overruled!

  [Yoshi eats a Chargin' Chuck, then spits it back out] 

  Bully Koopa : Hey!

  Yoshi : Ooh! Tastes like sweat bands. Eeh!

  Bully Koopa : Now that's not fair!

  Mario : Hehehe, tough. Hike!