Gordon Masten: Big Mouth Koopa

Quotes 

• Big Mouth Koopa : [announcing on the microphone]  Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling! A splendid gladiatorial spectacle! A fabulous fight to the finish! In this corner, in the pink and purple trunks, with the orange ruffles, weighing in at 90,000 pounds each, the totally terrible twosome, dynamic, thunderous thumping, throttling, towering, rusting, ripping, top-heavy, top notch, top-flight, tip toe, tip-top, top-tip,

  King Koopa : [interrupting]  Top this, turkey mouth!

  Big Mouth Koopa : Wait! I'm just about to finish! Finish big, big finish! In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus Twins!

  [gets thrown away by King Koopa] 

  Big Mouth Koopa : A totally terrific twosome, a terrifying...

  [audience applauds as they hear Big Mouth crash] 

  Big Mouth Koopa : [Big Mouth runs back to the microphone]  Thank you! Thank you! And in this corner, from the bucolic borough of Brooklyn, in that rotting "Real World", these two fat, bumbling, faucet-fixing, freaks; those forever-foolish, fur-brain, fish-head... "Fish-head"? Uh... foolish, flabby, fun-eating,

  [gets thrown away by Tyrannosaurus Twin] 

  Big Mouth Koopa : Yagh!

  [crashes]