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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

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Arno Blount (as The Greg Wilson)
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Mrs. Blount
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Jane
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Yoga Teacher
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Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

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She's hot. She's not. He's nuts. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

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21 February 2008 (Russia)  »

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A Bela & a Amiga  »

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$9,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$27,696 (USA) (10 February 2008)

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$27,696 (USA) (10 February 2008)
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Shot in less than 5 weeks. See more »

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In the flashback to first grade, June's eyes are brown. In the present day, they are blue. See more »

Quotes

Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
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Version of Der Widerspenstigen Zähmung (1962) See more »

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Take a Step Back
Written by Isaac Lekach, Colt Maloney
Performed by Acute
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19 February 2008 | by See all my reviews

Just try and tell me you don't think the lead players had their roles all mixed up. Even as a tomboy on Step By Step, Lakin was a real hottie and knew how to make "boy" styles look cute. She deserves a whole lot better than this. Hilton's track record, on the other hand, speaks for itself. If Judge (Michael) Sauer had the power to indict her for bad acting, singing, and just plain performing overall, he'd lock the door, throw the key away, and make sure this nottie – with an Executive Producer credit, of all things! – never got out. I ragged on Madonna for her performance in Swept Away; compared side-by-side to H&N, she's Oscar material! If this aural and visual carnage never makes it to DVD or home video (trust me, it will), it'll be too soon.


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