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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

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Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

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Love never needed to be so blind. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

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21 February 2008 (Russia)  »

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Budget:

$9,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)

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$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)
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An article in the February 11, 2008 issue of the Houston Chronicle determined that, based on box office receipts, an average of 28 people per theater saw the movie opening weekend. See more »

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When they eat dinner on Johann's picnic table, Johann's mole is on the left side of his face. When someone says "Have you ever done any modeling? You have unbelievable bone structure", Johann's mole is on the right side of his face. See more »

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Nate Cooper: I love midget mimes.
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Version of Ukroshchenie stroptivykh (2009) See more »

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You've Got to Suffer
Written and Performed by David Hopkins
Courtesy of Second Spring Music Publishing, LLC
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Money can't buy love or talent . . . GAG!
16 February 2008 | by (Togo) – See all my reviews

AWFUL!!!

If ever there was a case for barring someone from the film industry, this piece of trash is it. Money DOES NOT equate talent (or common sense in the case of Hilton).

This movie has little plot and Hilton's zombie-like "acting" puts the deep freeze on anything you might want to get out of the film. There's a reason the rest of the cast is made up of unknowns and little known bit players in Hollywood.

There have been some pretty dense actors through the years, but Hilton is by far the runaway winner of all time. She even believes her award from Harvard is something good!

Some people learn they don't have the skills to be in the business after the first flop, or at least after the second bomb. Hilton however is obviously too blinded by her bedazzled sunglasses and purse to be able to recognize she has been in FOUR of the worst movies of all time!


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