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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

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A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.

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Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

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That's hot. That's not. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

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21 February 2008 (Russia)  »

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$9,000,000 (estimated)

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$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)

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$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)
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When the film was released in the United Kingdom, it was advertised as "The Number One Film." Smaller print revealed that it was #1 in the Internet Movie Database's Bottom 100, which was true at the time. See more »

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When they eat dinner on Johann's picnic table, Johann's mole is on the left side of his face. When someone says "Have you ever done any modeling? You have unbelievable bone structure", Johann's mole is on the right side of his face. See more »

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Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
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So ridiculously bad
3 June 2008 | by (Chicago, Illinois) – See all my reviews

OK, I'm not going to bash this film based on Paris Hilton, I admit, I don't like the girl, but I'm not going to base my comment on that alone, I think it's unfair. A lot of people are giving this movie a one just because of Paris without even seeing the movie, it gets a bit annoying. But I don't know why, I think I was just in a mood for one of those awful films that just leave a bad taste in your mouth, I think every once in a while, we need to see something like that. Now the problem with The Hottie and the Nottie, besides it's stupid title? The story, beyond predictable and hypocritical, along with the acting... it's like they just took people off the street who had no credibility to be in a film. I love how Paris Hilton isn't even the main character and yet she is first billed, you know that she paid good money for that or wouldn't be in it, big woop, her as an innocent charity loving girl, that's believable.

Nate Cooper is a man that just can't seem to move on in life, after 20 years he returns to his home town looking for his first grade crush, Cristabel. She's still around making men drool, but she won't go for him unless he can hook her ugly friend, June, up with a guy as well. June has bad teeth, bad skin, bad nails, bad hair, just all in all, it's bad, so Nate does everything he can to get June a guy, but it's more difficult than he could ever expect, until he finds out that love isn't everything he thought it might be.

The script is predictable, stupid, could've been written by a teenager and was very hypocritical, which you will see what I mean if you watch this movie. Now I know that they were just trying to get a big name, but come on... Paris Hilton? I actually had an open mind and just thought to give the movie a shot, but she just is such a horrible actress, like beyond horrible, I'm not just saying that because of who she is, just I know you'll believe me. This is a movie that really shouldn't have been made or if Hollywood wanted it so much, get different people, please, before they do something like cast Paris... never mind. Stay away from this movie at any costs.

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