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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

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A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
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Yoga Teacher
Little Girl
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Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

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Love never needed to be so blind. See more »


Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

21 February 2008 (Russia)  »

Also Known As:

A Bela & a Amiga  »

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Box Office


$9,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)


$27,696 (USA) (8 February 2008)

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1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


An article in the February 11, 2008 issue of the Houston Chronicle determined that, based on box office receipts, an average of 28 people per theater saw the movie opening weekend. See more »


In the flashback to first grade, June's eyes are brown. In the present day, they are blue. See more »


Cristabelle Abbott: Well when you really care about someone, you're willing to overlook their flaws and I just wanted to make sure that you liked me for me.
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Mary the Inventor
Written by Phil Deschambault (as Phillippe Deschambault), Ashley Koley
Performed by Ashley Koley
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Money can't buy love or talent . . . GAG!
16 February 2008 | by (Togo) – See all my reviews


If ever there was a case for barring someone from the film industry, this piece of trash is it. Money DOES NOT equate talent (or common sense in the case of Hilton).

This movie has little plot and Hilton's zombie-like "acting" puts the deep freeze on anything you might want to get out of the film. There's a reason the rest of the cast is made up of unknowns and little known bit players in Hollywood.

There have been some pretty dense actors through the years, but Hilton is by far the runaway winner of all time. She even believes her award from Harvard is something good!

Some people learn they don't have the skills to be in the business after the first flop, or at least after the second bomb. Hilton however is obviously too blinded by her bedazzled sunglasses and purse to be able to recognize she has been in FOUR of the worst movies of all time!

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