The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

User Rating:

1.7/10   

Director:

Tom Putnam

Writer (WGA):

Heidi Ferrer (written by)

Release Date:

21 February 2008 (Russia)

Genre:

Comedy | Romance

Tagline:

That's hot. That's not.

Plot:

Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. |

Plot Keywords:

Beauty | Friend | Unemployed | Los Angeles California | Fungus

Awards:

2 wins & 4 nominations

Cast

Paris Hilton	...	Cristabel Abbott
Joel Moore	...	Nate Cooper (as Joel David Moore)
Christine Lakin	...	June Phigg
Johann Urb	...	Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh	...	Cole Slawsen
The Greg Wilson	...	Arno Blount
Marianne Muellerleile	...	Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore	...	Jane
Scott Prendergast	...	Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Morgan Rusler	...	Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Ryan Alvarez	...	Extremely Unattractive Guy
Erin Cardillo	...	Yoga Teacher
Samantha Bailey	...	Little Girl
Jeremy Scott Johnson	...	Little Girl's Dad
Gino Anthony Pesi	...	Cheesy Guy

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content.

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | UK:12A | Ireland:15A | Singapore:PG | Philippines:PG-13 (MTRCB) | Finland:K-11 | Netherlands:12

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Purple Pictures

Trivia:

Shot in less than 5 weeks.

Goofs:

Continuity: In the scene at Johann's house having dinner on the picnic table. Johann's mole is on the left side of his face in, yet when they cut to him saying "Have you ever done any modeling? You have unbelievable bone structure", Johann's mole is on the right side of his face.

Quotes:

Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

Movie Connections:

References Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

Soundtrack:

One of These Days

ugh. what cinematic feces!

NO! This movie is so god awful it's not even funny as camp. It's so bad it's boring AND you can feel your soul shriveling.

I'd rather sleep with Paris Hilton than watch this crud again, and that's saying something since she's loaded with venereal disease.

Watching this film was like having a view from underneath a toilet....and watching in horror as each piece of cinematic feces after another emerged, falling horribly and inevitably towards you.

If you are fool enough to waste your money like I did you have no right to a refund...my only consolation is that i was one of only 23,000 people retarded enough to sit through this visual and audio septic tank of a film.

Thanks God Americans are not so stupid....uh...except for me, of course.