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Frudo Buggins must deliver The One Ring of Boundless Credit to Bank Boom to close the account of Lord Mauron, who is rapidly taking over Muddle-earth with his oppressive Dork-mart franchise.

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Bryce Cone ...
Frudo / Dork / Scrottum
David Kiefer ...
Randolf / Lord Mauron / Fleabeard (voice)
Jim Hall ...
James Flannery ...
Ham Mangee
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Shayne Golden ...
Legoblocks the Elfis / Dork & Mall Defender
J. Lemon ...
Boredandqueer (as Jesse Limon)
Sean McCormick ...
Gary Joy ...
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Melissa Harris ...
Gladwrapriel / Dork
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Abscond / Spork
Apollo Bacala ...
Jason Mumaw ...
Schlaab
Kay Eller ...
Martha the Steward
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Frudo Buggins must deliver The One Ring of Boundless Credit to Bank Boom to close the account of Lord Mauron, who is rapidly taking over Muddle-earth with his oppressive Dork-mart franchise.

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22 January 2007 | by (Dallas Texas) – See all my reviews

This movie is little more than a five minute joke. Too bad nobody seems to have mentioned this to the creators. Five minutes is about how long you can suspend a sketch about Lord of the Rings characters with moronic puns for names and scatological humor. Ten minutes of this you are starting to stretch your audience's attention pretty thin. Fifteen minutes you probably start getting some glazed looks. The creators of Dork of the Rings dragged a full length movie out of this idea. This means they are either film making sadists or, more likely, they are aspiring to direct the next Police Academy movie.

I'm sure you can go look around Youtube and find plenty of Lord of the Rings parodies. I'm sure some of them are even funny, I'd definitely recommend that over wasting money acquiring this thing.


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