Grandpa Max: Now, I haven't been to a circus since I was a boy. Sounds like fun. What do you guys think?
Gwen Tennyson: I love the circus!
Ben Tennyson: That's because you belong in one.
Policeman #1: I don't care what anybody says. You circus freaks are okay by me.
Ripjaws: Circus freak? I'm not a circus freak. I'm a *superhero*!
[dives into the water]
Policeman #1: Hm. Looked like a freak to me.
Gwen Tennyson: What is your malfunction?
Ben Tennyson: What do you mean?
Gwen Tennyson: Ever since we decided to go to the circus, you've been acting even weirder than normal. What are you scared of?
Ben Tennyson: I'm not scared of anything.
Zombozo: If you love clowns, then this is the place to be. You're gonna die laughing. That's a Zombozo guarantee.
Grandpa Max: [after Ben leaves the show to get popcorn] Is Ben all right?
Gwen Tennyson: You're asking me? I stopped trying to figure him out a long time ago.
Zombozo: I was never very good at math, but I believe I have your undivided attention. Now how about some volunteers?
[audience keeps laughing]
Zombozo: Ah so full of life... for now.
Zombozo: [after Wildmutt stops the circus freaks] I hear you're full of tricks, little doggy. Let's see if you know how to... play dead.
[hits Wildmutt. Wildmutt cower behind a girder]
Zombozo: This isn't a mad dog. It's a scaredy cat!
Ben Tennyson: Grandpa, are you okay?
Grandpa Max: [slight chuckle] I just... feel kind of glum. That's all.
Ben Tennyson: Then why are you smiling? Wait a minute! Where's Gwen?
Grandpa Max: Ben, I think that Zombozo robs people of more than just their possessions. I think he steals people's happiness until there's nothing left.
Ben Tennyson: And he's got Gwen!
Upgrade: Didn't your mom ever tell you it's not polite to spit?
Acid Breath: Who do you think taught me in the first place?
Ben Tennyson: I want my cousin back!
Zombozo: Cousin? Oh, didn't you hear? She ran away with the circus.
[shows Gwen lying on the ground]
Ben Tennyson: Oh, you're funny, but I'M going to get the last laugh!
Ghostfreak: I just figured out there's something I'm even more afraid of than you.
[Ghostfreak punches Zombozo]
Ghostfreak: Losing my family to some goofball emotional vampire. In other words...
[punches Zombozo again]
Ghostfreak: ...you're going down, clown!
Gwen Tennyson: [jumping up wearing a clown mask] Boo!
Ben Tennyson: Oh, hi, Gwen. Trying out some new makeup? That's a good look for you.
Gwen Tennyson: Aw, you're no fun anymore.