Ultimate Avengers II (2006 Video)
Hank Pym: [dying, last words] See? I told... I told you I could be the man you always wanted me to be.
Janet Pym: You are, Hank. You are.
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
[while selecting an Iron Man costume model]
Jarvis: I've always fancied the design and color scheme of the tailwind model.
Tony Stark: Nah, I believe heavy equipment is in order. The War Machine. Sturdy, impervious...
Jarvis: And handles like 10-tons of tractor.
Tony Stark: Yeah, but it's got some sweet guns.
Iron Man: [after being taken out by a primitive yet effective weapon, a log] Now, that was embarrassing.
Herr Kleiser: [to T'Chaka] Your prowess in battle never fails to entertain. But after so many performances, I am here to ensure your retirement.
General Nick Fury: What's happened to you, son? Why are you such a mess?
Captain America: I'm fine, sir.
General Nick Fury: No, you're not. You need R & R like everyone else.
Captain America: I'm a super soldier.
General Nick Fury: You're a man.
General Nick Fury: Any progress on locating, Thor?
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent: Sorry, sir. He's been a no-show at every environmental protest on the planet.
General Nick Fury: Keep checking every hippie rally you can think of.
Janet Pym: You know what, Hank: I'm done with this. I'm done massaging your ego, I'm done defending you to everyone, and I'm done supporting you.
Hank Pym: Supporting me? You have been holding me back.
Janet Pym: [Black Widow offers her a gun] Oh, don't tempt me.
Black Widow: [about the Chitauri mothership] Can you get through its defenses?
Iron Man: Hey, piece of cake. Except for that big cannon. Not a fan of the big cannon.