Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Booty Noir (2005)

Stephen Colbert: Myron Reducto, Phil Ken Sebben

Quotes 

• [Harvey is reading Wally Gator's file] 

  Harvey Birdman : Operating a speedboat in protected waters... Operating a speedboat while firing a weapon... Operating a speedboat while operating a twelve pack... so, he's pretty much being charged for...

  Phil Ken Sebben : Being a redneck. Yep.

• Phil Ken Sebben : Huh, I thought that a gator only ate what it killed.

  Wally Gator : Not when it costs $2.99 a pound at the Costco!

• Myron Reducto : I've got a device... a body reshaper.

  Norlisa : A device? For the booty?

  Myron Reducto : Well, actually it was invented for other, more dastardly... yes, for the booty!

  Norlisa : Is it safe?

  Myron Reducto : It's patented in Sweden.

  Norlisa : How much does it cost?

  Myron Reducto : FREE! I mean, it's free.

  Norlisa : Well all right, when can I make an appointment?

  Myron Reducto : I have an opening right now. Turn around.

  Norlisa : You're gonna do it right here?

  Myron Reducto : It's out-patient! BACK OFF!

  [Reducto changes the switch on his shrink gun from 'Reduce' to 'Enlarge'] 

  Myron Reducto : Lord help me.

  [Zapping sound; Reducto enlarges Norlissa's backside] 

  Norlisa : Ooh... that didn't hurt a bit!

  Myron Reducto : Oh, speak for yourself!