Loki: The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jotunheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small for a Giant's offspring, abandoned, suffering, left to die. Laufey's son.
Loki: Laufey's son?
Loki: Why? You were knee-deep in Jotun blood. Why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
Loki: No. You took me for a purpose. What was it?... TELL ME!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day. Bring about an alliance, bring about permanent peace... through you.
Odin: But those plans no longer matter.
Loki: So I am no more than another stolen relic, locked up here until you might have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
Loki: You could have told me what I was from the beginning! Why didn't you?
Odin: You're my son... I wanted only to protect you from the truth...
Loki: What, because I... I... I am the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: [unwell] No! No!
Loki: You know, it all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!
[an overcome Odin collapses]
Loki: Guards! Guards, please help!
Odin: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!
Thor: And you are an old man and a fool!
Odin: Yes... I was a fool, to think you were ready.
Odin: [to Loki] HEY!
Odin: Thor Odinson... you have betrayed the express command of your king. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you've opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms, you're unworthy of your title, you're unworthy... of the loved ones you have betrayed! I now take from you your power! In the name of my father and his father before, I, Odin Allfather, cast you out!
Loki: I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
Agent Cale: [staring at The Destroyer] Is that one of Stark's?
Agent Coulson: I don't know. Guy never tells me anything.
Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
Thor: So Earth is lost to us...
Heimdall: No. There is always hope.
Thor: Can you see her?
Heimdall: [chuckles] Yes.
Thor: How is she?
Heimdall: She searches for you.
Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it!
Darcy: I know, it's great right?
Thor: [throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the lady behind the counter] Sorry, Izzie, little accident...
Jane Foster: [to Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have just said so!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I mean ask nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: Alright, no more smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Thor: You know, I had it all backwards. I had it all wrong.
Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.
Erik Selvig: Anyone who's ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn't know...
Loki: [hanging from the edge of the Bifrost] I could have done it, Father! I could have done it! For you! For all of us!
Odin: No, Loki.
[Loki stares for a moment, then loosens his grip]
Thor: Loki, no... NO!
[Loki falls into a wormhole]
Thor: Why have you done this?
Loki: To prove to Father that I am a worthy son! When he wakes, I will have saved his life, I will have destroyed that race of monsters, and I will be true heir to the throne!
Thor: You can't kill an entire race!
Loki: Why not?... And what is this new found love for the Frost Giants? You, could have killed them all with your bare hands!
Thor: I've changed.
Loki: So have I. Now fight me!
[Loki appears in Jotunheim]
King Laufey: Kill him.
Loki: After all I've done for you?
King Laufey: ...So you're the one who showed us the way into Asgard.
Loki: That was just a bit of fun, really. To ruin my brother's big day, and to protect the realm from his idiotic rule for a while longer.
King Laufey: I will hear you.
Loki: I will conceal you and a handful of your soldiers, lead you into Odin's chambers, and you can slay him where he lies.
King Laufey: Why not kill him yourself?
Loki: I suspect that the Asgardians would not take kindly to a king who had murdered his predecessor. Once Odin is dead, I will return the Casket to you...
[Laufey stands, his expression hungry]
Loki: And you can return Jotunheim to all its, uh...
King Laufey: I... accept.
Clint Barton: Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?
Darcy: [On seeing Thor, who's been hit by their car, lying on the ground] Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!
[Thor brings a drunken Selvig home]
Jane Foster: What happened?
Thor: He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
Jane Foster: Put him on the bed.
Erik Selvig: [to Thor] Oh, I still don't think you're the god of thunder. But you ought to be!
Loki: Look at you. The mighty Thor! With all your strength! And what good does it do you now? Do you hear me, brother? There's nothing you can do!
[Thor smashes the Bifrost]
Loki: What are you doing? If you destroy the Bridge, you'll never see her again!
Thor: Forgive me, Jane!
[a driver tries to tow Mjolnir out of the crater it landed in]
Stan the Man: Did it work?
[while interrogating Thor, Coulson steps out for a moment... ]
Thor: Loki. What are you doing here?
Loki: [as a SHIELD agent] I had to see you.
Thor: What's happened? Tell me, is it Jotunheim? Let me explain to Father...
Loki: Father is dead.
Loki: Your banishment, the threat of a new war... it was too much for him to bear. You mustn't blame yourself. I know that you loved him. I tried to tell him so, but he wouldn't listen. It was so cruel to put the hammer within your reach knowing that you could never lift it. The burden of the throne has fallen to me now.
Thor: Can I come home?
Loki: The truce with Jotunheim is conditional upon your exile.
Thor: Yes, but... couldn't we find a way...?
Loki: And Mother has forbidden your return. This is goodbye, brother. I'm so sorry.
Thor: No. I am sorry. Thank you for coming here.
[Loki leaves, just as Coulson returns]
Agent Coulson: [having heard Thor] "Goodbye?" I just got back.
Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
[after hitting Thor with her car... again]
Jane Foster: WHAT?... I'm so sorry! I swear I'm not doing this on purpose.
Darcy: [mispronounces Mjölnir] Myeuh-muh? What's Myeuh-muh?
Agent Coulson: Donald? I don't think you've been completely honest with me.
Thor: Know this, son of Coul. You and I, we fight for the same cause: the protection of this world. From this day forward, you can count me in as your ally, if... you return the items you have taken from Jane.
Jane Foster: Stolen.
Agent Coulson: Borrowed. Of course you can have your equipment back. You're going to need to need it to continue your research.
Thor: Would you like to see the bridge we spoke of?
Jane Foster: Uh... sure.
[grabs Jane, flies off]
Agent Coulson: Wait, we need to debrief you!
Thor: You think me strange?
Jane Foster: Yes.
Thor: Good strange, or bad strange?
Jane Foster: I'm not sure yet...
Darcy: Look! Look, it's "Myeuh-muh"!
[points to a mythology book, specifically a page with a drawing of Mjölnir]
Darcy: [staring at Thor] You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.
Thor: My friends, have you forgotten all that we have done together? Fandral, Hogun, who led you into the glorious of battles?
Hogun: You did.
Thor: And, Volstagg, who introduced you to delicacies so succulent you thought you'd died and gone to Valhalla?
Volstagg: [chuckles] You did.
Thor: And who proved wrong all who scoffed at the idea that a young maiden could be one of the fiercest warriors this realm has ever known?
Sif: I did!
Thor: True, but I supported you, Sif.
Thor: Loki, this is madness!
Loki: Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don't know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don't tell me it was that woman?... Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we're done here, I'll pay her a visit myself!
[Thor and Loki continue fighting]
Odin: Once, mankind accepted a simple truth: that they were not alone in this universe. Some worlds man believed home to their Gods. Others they knew to fear. From around the cold and darkness came the Frost Giants, threatening to plunge the mortal world into a new ice age. But humanity would not face this threat alone. Our armies drove the Frost Giants back into the heart of their own world. The cost was great. In the end, their king fell, and the source of their power was taken from them. With the last great war ended, we withdrew from the other worlds and returned home at the Realm Eternal, Asgard. And here we remain as the beacon of hope, shining out across the stars. And though we have fallen into man's myths and legends, it was Asgard and its warriors that brought peace to the universe.
[looks at his children]
Odin: But the day will come, when one of you will have to defend that peace...
Sif: Loki, you must go to the All-Father and convince him to change his mind.
Loki: And if I do, then what? I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He's arrogant, he's reckless, he's dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?
[Loki walks off]
Sif: He may speak for the good of Asgard, but he's always been jealous of Thor!
Volstagg: We should be grateful to him. He saved our lives.
Hogun: Laufey said, there were traitors in the house of Odin. A master of magic could bring three Jotuns into Asgard.
Fandral: Loki's always been one for mischief but you're talking about something else entirely
Odin: You'll be a wise king.
Thor: There will never be a wiser king than you. Or a better father. I have much to learn. I know that now. One day, perhaps, I will make you proud.
Odin: You've already made me proud.
King Laufey: The house of Odin is full of traitors...
Thor: Do not dishonor my father's name with your lies!
King Laufey: Your father is a murderer and a thief! And why have YOU come, to talk of peace? You long for battle, you crave it! You're nothing more than a boy trying to prove himself a man!
[Jotuns surround the Asgardians]
Loki: Thor, stop and think. Look around you, we're outnumbered...
Thor: Know your place, brother!
King Laufey: You know not what your actions would unleash... I do. Go now, while I still allow it.
[Loki has to restrain Thor]
Loki: We will accept your most gracious offer. Come on, brother...
[Thor turns to leave]
Frost Giant Sentry: Run back home, little princess.
[Thor smashes down the Sentry]
Loki: [activates the Destroyer] Ensure my brother does not return. Destroy everything.
Fandral: [to Volstagg] Our dearest friend banished! Loki on the throne! Asgard on the brink of war! Yet you managed to consume four wild boars, six pheasants, a side of beef and two caskets of ale! Shame on you! Don't you care?
[dashes the plate from Volstagg's hands]
Volstagg: Do not mistake my appetite for apathy!
Sif: [breaks them up] Stop it, both of you! Stop! We all know what we have to do.
Hogun: We must go. We must find Thor.
Fandral: You speak of treason!
Volstagg: Forget treason, it's suicide!
Sif: Thor would do the same for us.
Volstagg: Hush! Heimdall may be watching.
[an Asgardian sentry enters]
Asgardian Guard: Heimdall demands your presence!
[the sentry leaves]
Volstagg: We're doomed.
[Loki appears in front of a fuming Thor]
Thor: It's unwise to be in my company right now, brother. Today was to be my day of triumph!
Loki: It'll come, in time. If it's any consolation, I think you're right. About the Frost Giants, about Laufey, about everything. If they were able to slip past Asgard's defenses once, who's to say they won't try again? Next time with an army.
Loki: There's nothing you can do without defying Father.
[Thor looks at Loki]
Loki: No! No, no, no, no! I know that look!
Thor: It's the only way to ensure the safety of our borders!
Loki: Thor, it's madness!
[Odin discovers Loki holding the Casket of Ancient Winters]
Loki: Am I cursed?
Loki: What am I?
Odin: You are my son.
[Loki turns and looks at Odin]
Loki: [features briefly blue and chill] What more than that?
Loki: [about Odin] So why did he lie?
Frigga: He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different. You are our son, Loki, and we your family.
Odin: [enchants Mjolnir] Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR!
[hurls Mjolnir after Thor]
Thor: You! What realm is this? Elfheim, Nilfheim?
Darcy: [frightened, pulls out a taser] New Mexico?
Thor: You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon...?
[Darcy tasers him]
Darcy: [to Jane] What? He was freaking me out!
Thor: Sif, you've done all you could.
Sif: [wounded from fighting the Destroyer] NO! I'll die a warrior's death! Stories will be told of this day!
Thor: Live, and tell those stories yourself!
[Dr Selvig wanders around an underground base]
Nick Fury: [greeting him] Dr. Selvig.
Erik Selvig: So, you're the man behind all this? It's quite a labyrinth. I was thinking that you had taken me down here to kill me.
Nick Fury: I've been hearing about the New Mexico situation. Your work has impressed a lot of people who are much smarter than I am.
Erik Selvig: I had a lot to work with: the Foster theory, a gateway to another dimension... it's unprecedented...
[Fury doesn't respond]
Erik Selvig: ...isn't it?
Nick Fury: Legend tells us one thing; history, another. But, every now and then, we find something that belongs to both.
[Fury opens a suitcase, which contains a small cube]
Erik Selvig: What is it?
Nick Fury: Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.
[Loki is seen in a reflection, smiling]
Loki: [whispers to Selvig] Well, I guess that's worth a look.
Erik Selvig: Well, I guess that's worth a look.
Clint Barton: You better call it Coulson, 'cause I'm starting to root for this guy.
Thor: Why don't you tell her? How you sent the Destroyer to kill our friends, to kill me!
Loki: Well, I must have been enforcing father's last command.
Thor: You're a talented liar, brother. Always have been.
Loki: It's good to have you back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim!
Jane Foster: So is this how you normally look?
Thor: More or less.
Jane Foster: It's a good look!
Jane Foster: [about the mythology book] Where'd you find this?
Erik Selvig: The children's section. I just wanted to show you how silly his story was.
Jane Foster: But you're the one who's always pushing me to chase down every possibility, every alternative.
Erik Selvig: I'm talking about science, not magic.
Jane Foster: Well, "magic's just science we don't understand yet." Arthur C. Clarke.
Erik Selvig: Who wrote science-fiction.
Jane Foster: A precursor to science fact!
Erik Selvig: In some cases, yeah.
Jane Foster: Well, if there's an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there's something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!
Erik Selvig: Oh, Jane.
Darcy: A primitive culture like the Vikings might have worshiped them as deities.
Jane Foster: Yes! Yes, exactly. Thank you.
Heimdall: Tell me, Loki, how did you lead the Jotuns into Asgard?
Loki: Do you think the Bifrost is the only way in and out of this realm? There are passages between worlds to which even you, with all your gifts, are blind. But I have need of them no longer, now that I am king. And I say, for your act of treason, you are relieved of your duties as gatekeeper and no longer citizen of Asgard!
Heimdall: Then I need no longer obey you!
[draws his sword]
Young Loki: Do the Frost Giants still live?
Young Thor: When I am king, I'll hunt the monsters down and slay them all! Just as you did, Father.
Odin: A wise king never seeks out war, but he must always be ready for it.
[walks off, his sons run after him]
Young Thor: I'm with you, Father!
Young Loki: So am I!
Odin: Only one of you can ascend to the throne. But BOTH of you were born to be kings!
[Laufey is about to kill Odin]
King Laufey: It's said you can still hear and see what transpires around you. I hope it's true, so that you may know your death came at the hand of Laufey.
[Loki strikes him down from behind]
Loki: And YOUR death came by the son of Odin!
Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
[steps off the control platform]
Sif: So you will help us?
Heimdall: I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.
Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?
Volstagg: Now what do we do?
[the Bifrost activates on its own]
Jane Foster: Years of research, gone.
Darcy: They even took my iPod.
Erik Selvig: What about the backups?
Jane Foster: They took our backups. They took the backups of our backups. They were extremely thorough.
Darcy: I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there.
[about the burglary]
Thor: The Jotuns must pay for what they have done!
Odin: They have paid, with their lives. The Destroyer did its work, the Casket is safe, and all is well.
Thor: All is well? They broke into the weapons vault! If the Frost Giants have stolen even one of these relics...
Odin: They didn't.
Thor: Well I want to know why!
Odin: I have a truce with Laufey, king of the Jotuns.
Thor: He just broke your truce! They know you are vulnerable!
Odin: What action would you take?
Thor: March into Jotunheim as you once did! Teach them a lesson! Break their spirits, so they would never dare try to cross our borders again!
Odin: You're thinking only as a warrior.
Thor: This was an act of war!
Odin: It was the act of but a few, doomed to fail.
Thor: Look how far they got!
Odin: We will find the breach in our defenses and it will be sealed.
Thor: As king of Asgard...!
Odin: BUT YOU'RE NOT KING! Not yet.
[Thor, Loki, Sif and the Warriors Three meet Heimdall]
Loki: Leave this to me. Gatekeeper, we seek...
Heimdall: You're not dressed warmly enough.
Loki: I'm sorry?
Heimdall: You think you can deceive me.
Loki: You must be mistaken...
Thor: Enough! Heimdall, may we pass?
Heimdall: Never has an enemy escaped my watch until this day. I want to know how it happened.
Thor: And tell no one where we have gone until we return. Understand?
Volstagg: [to Loki] What's the matter, silver tongue turned to lead?
Heimdall: Be warned, I shall uphold my sacred oath to protect this realm as its gatekeeper. If your return threatens the safety of Asgard, my gate will remain shut and you will be left to perish on the cold waste of Jotunheim.
Volstagg: Couldn't you just keep the bridge open for us?
Heimdall: Keeping the bridge open would unleash the full power of the Bifrost and destroy Jotunheim, with you on it.
Thor: I have no plans to die today.
Heimdall: None do.
Thor: [waking up in the middle of nowhere] Oh, no... this is Earth... isn't it?
Thor: [to Jane Foster] The answers you seek shall be yours, once I claim what is mine.
Thor: For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do...
Frigga: The line of succession falls to you. Asgard is yours.
[Loki wields the Gungnir spear]
Agent Coulson: [interrogating Thor] It's not easy to do what you did. You made my men - some of the most highly trained professionals in the world - look like a bunch of minimum-wage mall cops. In my experience, it takes someone who's received similar training to do what you did to them. Why don't you tell me where you received that training? Afghanistan, Chechnya? No, you strike me more as the soldier of fortune type. Who are you?
Odin: I have sacrificed much to achieve peace. So too must a new generation sacrifice to maintain that peace. Responsibility! Duty! Honour! These are not mere virtues to which we must aspire! They are essential to every soldier, to every king!
Jane Foster: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...
[Thor skims through a book on Norse mythology]
Thor: ...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.
Jane Foster: Who are you?
Thor: You'll know soon enough!
Jane Foster: [at hospital reception] He says his name is Thor...
Jane Foster: How'd you get inside that cloud?
Darcy: Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?
Thor: This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!
Odin: He has disobeyed his king... his fate is in his own hands now.
Thor: Once I retrieve Mjolnir, I will return to you the items they stole from you. Deal?
Jane Foster: No. You think you're gonna just walk in and walk out ?
Thor: No. I'm gonna fly out.
[Thor approaches the Destroyer]
Thor: Brother, however I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry. But these people are innocent, taking their lives will gain you nothing. So take mine, and end this.
Thor: Heimdall, open the Bridge! Heimdall, we need you now!
Loki: What troubles you, gatekeeper?
Heimdall: I turned my gaze upon you in Jotunheim but could neither see you nor hear you. You were shrouded from me like the Frost Giants that had entered this realm.
Loki: Perhaps your senses have weakened after your many years of service.
Heimdall: Or perhaps someone has found a way to hide that which he does not wish me to see.
Loki: You have great power, Heimdall. Did Odin fear you?
Loki: And why is that?
Heimdall: Because he is my king, and I am sworn to obey him.
Loki: He was your king. And you're sworn to obey me now. Yes?
Loki: Then you'll open the Bifrost to no-one! Until I have repaired the damage that my brother has done!
Thor: We're going to Jotunheim.
Fandral: What? This isn't like going to Earth, where you summon a little lightning and thunder and the mortals worship you as a god! This is Jotunheim!
[a wounded Heimdall collapses]
Thor: Get him to the Healing Room! Leave my brother to me.
[Odin appears in Jotunheim]
Thor: Father, we'll finish them together!
Thor: [fighting hospital interns] You are no match for the mighty...
[an intern jabs a syringe into his butt, he passes out instantly]
Thor: You're very brave, for helping me.
Jane Foster: They stole my life's work, so I don't have much to lose.
Erik Selvig: [about Jane] I've seen the way she looks at you. If you hurt her...
Thor: I swear to you, I mean her no harm.
Thor: My friends, I've never been happier to see you! But you should not have come.
Fandral: We've here to bring you home!
Thor: You know I can't come home. My father is... is dead, and I must remain in exile.
Sif: Thor, your father still lives!
[struck by the Destroyer]
Thor: [near death, to Jane] It's all right, it's over... You're safe...
[Thor wakes up strapped to a hospital bed]
Thor: It's not possible...
Thor: [to a doctor who put an IV on him] How dare you attack the son of Odin!
King Laufey: Allfather. You look weary.
Odin: Laufey. End this now!
King Laufey: Your boy sought this out.
Odin: You're right. But these were the actions of a boy, treat them as such. We can end this together, here, now, without any more blood shed.
King Laufey: We are beyond diplomacy now, Allfather. You'll get what he came for: war, and death.
Odin: So be it!
[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.
Darcy: Is somebody else coming?
[the Destroyer approaches]
Thor: Jane, you have to get everybody out of here!
Jane Foster: What about you?
Volstagg: Thor's going to fight with us!
Thor: My friends, I am just a man. I'd only get in your way or worse get one of you killed. But you can help me gain time and get everyone to safety. GO!
Thor: I will not fight you, brother!
Loki: I'm not your brother! I never was!
Sif: Where are they?
Thor: Hiding! As cowards always do!
Thor: What you seek, it's a bridge.
Jane Foster: Like, like an Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
Thor: More like a Rainbow Bridge.
Jane Foster: God, I hope you're not crazy.
Erik Selvig: It's not a bad thing finding out that you don't have all the answers. You start asking the right questions.
Thor: Why did you bring us back?
Odin: Do you realize what you've done, what you've started?
Thor: I was protecting my throne!
Odin: You cannot even defend your friends! How can you hope to protect the kingdom?
Thor: There won't be a kingdom to protect if you're afraid to act! The Jotuns must fear me, just as they once feared you!
Odin: Have you forgotten everything I taught you? A warrior's patient!
Thor: While you wait and be patient, the Nine Worlds laugh at us! The old ways are done, yet you stand and give speeches while Asgard falls!
[Sif and the Warriors Three enter Asgard's throne room]
Sif: Allfather, we must speak with you urgently...
Loki: [on the throne] My friends.
Fandral: Where is Odin?
Loki: Father has fallen into the Odinsleep. Mother fears he may never awaken again.
Sif: We would speak with her...
Loki: She has refused to leave my father's bedside. You can bring your urgent matter to me, your King.
[Sif and Warriors Three hesitantly kneel before Loki]
Sif: My King, we would ask that you end Thor's banishment.
Loki: My first command cannot be to undo the Allfather's last. We're on the brink of war with Jotunheim. Our people need a sense of continuity, in order to feel safe in these difficult times. All of us must stand together, for the good of Asgard.
Fandral: Yes... of course.
Loki: Good. Then you will wait for my word.
Volstagg: [chuckles] If I may, beg the indulgence of your Majesty, to perhaps reconsider...
Loki: We're done!
Agent Coulson: Dr. Selvig, keep him away from the bars!
Thor: Where are we going?
Erik Selvig: To get a drink!
Jane Foster: I am sorry, I cannot take you.
Thor: Then this is where we say goodbye! Jane Foster, Dr Selvig, Darcy: farewell.
Thor: At least make it a challenge for me!
[More Frost Giants enter the fray and put up a harder fight]
Thor: That's more like it!
[SHIELD confiscates Foster's stuff]
Agent Coulson: Sorry, maam, we're the good guys!
[while the rest of Asgard feasts, Sif approaches Queen Frigga]
Sif: My queen, I am so sorry for your loss.
Frigga: How is he?
Sif: He mourns for his brother. And he misses her... the mortal.
Erik Selvig: I've got the particle detectors... Darcy, do you have the SHIELD satellite codes?
Darcy: Yeah! Have you seen my taser?
Erik Selvig: It's in the car, come on Jane!
[Loki's clones surround Thor]
[strikes Mjolnir and sends the real Loki tumbling]
Volstagg: We should never have let him go...
Fandral: At least he's only banished, not dead. Which is what we'd all be if that guard hadn't told Odin where we'd gone.
Volstagg: How did the guard even know?
Loki: I told him.
Loki: I told him to go to Odin, after we'd left. He should be flogged for taking so long, we should never have reached Jotunheim...
Volstagg: YOU told the guard?
Loki: I saved our lives, and Thor's! I had no idea Father would banish him for what he did.
[Thor is smashing down Frost Giants]
Loki: WE MUST GO!
Thor: Then go!
Thor: You must return to Asgard! You have to stop Loki!
Fandral: What about you?
Thor: Do not worry, my friends. I have a plan.
[everyone falls back, Thor walks towards the Destroyer]
Erik Selvig: I knew this scientist, a pioneer in gamma radiation. SHIELD showed up, and that's the last I heard from him.
Frigga: We mustn't lose hope that your father will return to us, and your brother...
Loki: What hope is there for Thor?
Frigga: There's always a purpose to everything your father does.
[Sif and the Warriors 3 face the Destroyer]
Sif: [slips off] Keep it distracted...