The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007 TV Movie)
Daisy Duke: [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.
Luke Duke: It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.
Bo Duke: And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.
Narrartor: Who can blow stuff up!
Balladeer: When Luke thinks of woman, he thinks of the wrong type of bang!
Rosco P. Coltrane: [to the Dukes] Where's that shine making uncle of yours?
Daisy Duke: I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!
Bo Duke: [Daisy storms away] But I just got here.
Balladeer: [from trailer] Bo's first chase; Luke's first time; Daisy's first Dukes... Rosco gets his badge; Boss Hogg starts the feud; and Uncle Jesse gives advice
Cooter: People used to dare each other to jump the ravine. Some stupid son of a bitch tried.
Luke Duke: Sounds like he didn't make it.
Bo Duke: You can kill a man with your thumb?
Uncle Jesse Duke: It's not that hard, really, once you know how.
Daisy Duke: [about to paint a number on the General Lee] What's your lucky number, Bo?
Bo Duke: Uh, one?
Bo Duke: I love Hazzard. I love that Hazzard breeze flowing through my hair. I love Daisy and Uncle Jesse. I love the smell of pig shit in the morning.
Bo Duke: And what did you see?
Luke Duke: I saw boobies. I saw big boobies, little boobies, classy boobies.
Bo Duke: A Thanksgiving Day parade of boobies. And did you thank me?
Luke Duke: Thank you.