Memorable quotes for
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007) More at IMDbPro »

Amber: What's wrong?
Napoleon: There's a hand in the shitter!
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Missy: You know one advantage of being dead? Not having to listen to your bullshit.
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Delmar: I'm not sure God knows anything about this place.
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Delmar: [last words] Crank! Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
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[repeated line]
Hades: Die!
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Sarge: [after Napoleon complains that the president has lied] All presidents lie, asshole! That's their fucking job. No president has told the truth since Truman. And do you know what he said?
Napoleon: No, Sarge.
Sarge: He said that the buck stops here.
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Napoleon: [in response to Amber inquiring about a scientist stuffed into a toilet cubical] Shitman the Barbarian! I have no idea!
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[first title card]
Title Card: Two years ago an American family crossing the desert took a wrong turn and drove deep into a military area known only as Sector 16. By dawn the next day, half the family had been slaughtered.
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[last title card]
Title Card: Sector 16 is still not acknowledged to exist.
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Delmar: Killing is easy. That's why it's so dangerous.
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Napoleon: Dead is never better.
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Mickey: My leg's asleep.
Crank: Your dick's asleep.
Mickey: Wanna wake it up?
Crank: No, that's your daddy's job.
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Sarge: A stunning display of individual and group stupidity! Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe!
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Insurgent: America's mother's suck cocks!
Crank: What the fuck did you say?
Insurgent: Your American mothers suck cocks!
Crank: America's number one, bitch!
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Mickey: Aw, Crank, you're taking all the fun out of the afterlife.
Crank: Shove the afterlife up your ass.
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Sarge: Are you fucking kidding me? You are in mountain assault training. There are no port-a-potties in Kandahar. You will take your dumps behind the cactus with the scorpions. Do you understand me?
Napoleon: What do I use for T.P., sir?
Sarge: Use your fucking hand.
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Sarge: Do you like fucking with me, Napoleon? I think you do. You know what? You're officially in charge of guarding the latrine. Not using it, but guarding it. I want you to stand with one leg and hold your rifle over your fucking head and make sure that no one steals or molests that port-a-potty, or I will have your Gomer Pyle ass court-martialed immediately.
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Stump: I'm not gonna let you bastards get me, not me, not today. This is not gonna happen.
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