A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
When three small town National Guardsmen bound for Iraq are unknowingly dropped into Mexico, their confusion leads them to "liberate" a small village from a band of corrupt Federales Written by
Sgt. Kilgore constantly tells the three guys "Attention". As an NCO, he would not say "Attention", he would say "At ease", which would be followed by the guys putting their hands behind their backs not at their sides. See more »
[on Everette's interrogation suit]
You look like a retarded Chewbacca.
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Half of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour Presents: Stripes 2: The War on Humor
This is an unfunny version of Stripes. In fact, it's almost as though they took the script for "Stripes", replaced Bill Murray with Larry the Cable Guy, Russia with Mexico, and cut out most of the humor and wit. It has a bare handful of almost-mildly-amusing moments, and I only laughed because I was drunk. Mostly, though, it's just dumb. Really, really dumb. And not "funny" dumb. Just... dumb.
And what a waste of Marisol Nichols. That woman is as hot as this movie is bad.
Don't pay money to see this. Wait until it's on TV some night, when there's nothing else to watch. Even then, you might want to consider just going to bed early.
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