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Michael A. Martinez
C. Alan Ploegsma,
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Written by
When the White Bitch "shows off" her White Castle, Kal Penn's character comments, "I feel like I've been there before." This is a nod to Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004), which Penn had starred in three years prior. See more »
When the White Bitch is playing "Ms. New Booty" on the battlefield, she has a giant stereo that there was no sign of mere seconds earlier. This is probably a gag. See more »
This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet, but there was something more greater in store for them, something epic.
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Multiple fake credits including entire fake "units" and contract companies/employees (seen in theaters -unknown if this is included in DVD) See more »
Seriously people, i wasn't expecting much from this and i didn't get much. I at least expected a few laughs from it but i never got it. I think they let five year olds write the script for this crap. Very, very cliché spoof film, you could tell what was coming the whole way through (with a few stupid exceptions). They seriously need to stop spoof movies, i thought you couldn't get any worse than Scary Movie 4 but i was wrong. Writing a spoof takes no talent what so ever, just copy everyones ideas and "try" to make them funny. Now i could go on all day about how bad this movie is but I'm afraid i must go, everyone do yourself a favour, do not see this rubbish.
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