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Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.
The story of a bodybuilder who longs to be respected for his mind. Mike Zorillo, a small town Ohio champion bodybuilder with a genius IQ, journeys to the Mecca of bodybuilding, Los Angeles,... See full summary »
Director:
Samuel Turcotte
Stars:
Gus Malliarodakis,
Dennis Newman,
Joe Hursley
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Written by
MovieMagic
When the White Bitch is on her Myspace page, it says she is listening to Fall Out Boy. See more »
Goofs
When Lucy went into the wardrobe, a large number of objects poured on top of her when she opened it. However, when Edward goes in, there is nothing in the room and the wardrobe is neat and closed again. This is probably deliberate. See more »
Quotes
[first lines]
Narrator:
This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet, but there was something more greater in store for them, something epic.
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Crazy Credits
Multiple fake credits including entire fake "units" and contract companies/employees (seen in theaters -unknown if this is included in DVD) See more »
...but rather just a list of movies that the filmmakers wanted to parody, strung together by the weakest plot in film history and a lot of unfunny jokes.
You would think that the team responsible for the mess of a movie that was Date Movie would at least have learned something from their last film to help them avoid the same mistakes, but they didn't.
It would appear they spent more time making parodies as visually accurate as they could and spent almost no time trying to make the film entertaining. Some of the parodies seem completely out of place and don't even fit into what little plot there is.
I couldn't recommend this film to anyone, not even those I hated.
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...but rather just a list of movies that the filmmakers wanted to parody, strung together by the weakest plot in film history and a lot of unfunny jokes.
You would think that the team responsible for the mess of a movie that was Date Movie would at least have learned something from their last film to help them avoid the same mistakes, but they didn't.
It would appear they spent more time making parodies as visually accurate as they could and spent almost no time trying to make the film entertaining. Some of the parodies seem completely out of place and don't even fit into what little plot there is.
I couldn't recommend this film to anyone, not even those I hated.