The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of ... See full summary »
Cindy finds out the house she lives in is haunted by a little boy and goes on a quest to find out who killed him and why. Also, Alien "Tr-iPods" are invading the world and she has to uncover the secret in order to stop them.
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially eaten pickle.
Four troubled orphans from four separate movie scenarios who are bound together in a wacky chocolate factory after receiving golden tickets to go on an 'epic adventure.' After they escape from the clutches of a very scary Willy Wonka they discover the magical world of 'Gnarnia' through an enchanted wardrobe. There they must seek the help of a randy lion, a hoard of mutants from the x academy, students of witchcraft and wizardry, funky swash-buckling pirates and a mischievous beaver to defeat the evil white bitch! Written by
Asloo, played by Frank Willard, says that his father named Siegfried sired him with a lion, but "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", this is a reference to the famed Las Vegas showmen Siegfried and Roy, who are known for their entertaining stunts and magical acts involving lions and tigers. See more »
(at around 1h 10 mins) When the White Bitch is playing "Ms. New Booty" on the battlefield, she has a giant stereo that there was no sign of mere seconds earlier. This is probably a gag. See more »
This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet, but there was something more greater in store for them, something epic.
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Multiple positions/titles are misspelled (intentionally) (seen in theaters
Written by Will.i.am (as William Adams), Derrick Rahmind, Juana Burns, Fergie (as Stacy Ferguson), Dania Briks, Juanita Lee, Fatimah Shaheed and Kim Nazel
Performed by Fergie featuring Will.i.am (as will.i.am)
Courtesy of A&M Records
Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
Contains a sample of "Give It All You Got"
Performed by Afro Rican
Courtesy of Hip Rock Records See more »
...but rather just a list of movies that the filmmakers wanted to parody, strung together by the weakest plot in film history and a lot of unfunny jokes.
You would think that the team responsible for the mess of a movie that was Date Movie would at least have learned something from their last film to help them avoid the same mistakes, but they didn't.
It would appear they spent more time making parodies as visually accurate as they could and spent almost no time trying to make the film entertaining. Some of the parodies seem completely out of place and don't even fit into what little plot there is.
I couldn't recommend this film to anyone, not even those I hated.
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