Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Just Once with Aunt Sophie (2006)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

Quotes 

• Jake : Hey! Can I get leather pants?

  Charlie Harper , Alan : No!

  Jake : Why not?

  Charlie Harper : 'Cause you need something that lets the farts *out*.

• [first lines] 

  Alan : [sits next to Jake]  Hey.

  Jake : [playing a video game on TV]  Hi.

  Alan : So... what's going on in school?

  Jake : Nothing.

  Alan : Nothing? You just sit there all day and stare at the wall?

  Jake : That's where the clock is...

  Alan : Well, I - I find it hard to believe you - you just watch a clock all day.

  Jake : Have you *seen* my report card?